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i haev stale bread, pondwaterand a rancid rat

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Dogsby Wed 20-Jun-07 13:56:08


Dogsby Wed 20-Jun-07 13:56:39

any ideas?

IntergalacticWalrus Wed 20-Jun-07 13:57:04

Rancid rat suprise? With pond water dip (for the bread, natch)

Rosa Wed 20-Jun-07 14:00:59

testing this one....
Make breadcrumbs from bread.. Might I suggest using a magimix or similar for speed.
Take rat and remove inners . Toss inners and breadcrumbs lightly in olive oil and any fresh erbs that you might have on your windowsill .

Stuff and then steam over pondwater.

Serve at room temperature.

Dogsby Wed 20-Jun-07 14:01:32

lol at rat suprise!

we coudl haev the whiskers in a batter

bundle Wed 20-Jun-07 14:01:39

do you have any quinoa?

princessmel Wed 20-Jun-07 14:02:10

Dogsby Wed 20-Jun-07 14:02:15

whisker tempura

sallyheartshapedstrawberry Wed 20-Jun-07 14:03:31

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

IntergalacticWalrus Wed 20-Jun-07 14:03:42

Yes! Whisker tempura, You could dip em in the pond wtater


bundle Wed 20-Jun-07 14:03:46

try this dogsby

CountessDracula Wed 20-Jun-07 14:04:07

i would gut the rat and marinade in pond water
stuff with stale breadcrumbs and some pine nuts, parmesan and basil if you have any to hand

pan fry and serve with dog vomit

IntergalacticWalrus Wed 20-Jun-07 14:04:23

What time are you dishing it up?

IntergalacticWalrus Wed 20-Jun-07 14:04:48

btw, is the rat orgnaic? I'm not eating it if it aint.

bundle Wed 20-Jun-07 14:05:17

free range, at least

pucca Wed 20-Jun-07 14:05:59

pmsl at the dogsby

kiskidee Wed 20-Jun-07 14:07:51

Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble


CountessDracula Wed 20-Jun-07 14:08:21

if you have no pine nuts etc

use rat's toenails for pine nuts
contents of stomach for parmensan
pond slime for basil

anorak Wed 20-Jun-07 14:10:08

You're making me think of a book I have.

'Brain Surgery and Other Home Skills'

Has a recipe for vulture chasseur

bundle Wed 20-Jun-07 14:10:10

or curly kale, it has a certain pond sliminess about it

Sunshinemummy Wed 20-Jun-07 14:10:34


IntergalacticWalrus Wed 20-Jun-07 14:11:12

baby pasta?

CountessDracula Wed 20-Jun-07 14:12:15

rat kiev if you have garlic and butter

bundle Wed 20-Jun-07 14:13:16

rat schnitzel if you have breadcrumbs (or dust) and a mallet

CountessDracula Wed 20-Jun-07 14:13:42


surely make breadcrumbs from the stale bread...

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