i have some 70% cocoa chocolate,some blackpudding and a fig HELP

[bundle]

I have eight guests for a cordonbleu supper party

[mumto3girls]

hahahaha

[suzywong]

SNORT
you're so transparently N5, bundle

[bundle]

ahem

I'll have you know, I live in the ghetto of N4

snort

so - do I go out and buy some emergency supernoodles? and cheesestrings?

[suzywong]

N4?

[brandnewhelsy]

I've some cold pheasant and marsala if that would help?

[bundle]

I know, the shame of such a down-at-heel postcode

do you have such angsts in Perth?

[MrsBadger]

eat the fig

then the chocolate

put the black pudding in the bin

book a restaurant

[suzywong]

no mate, I live in the equivalent of Henley

[bundle]

'kin hell

wot, with compulsory blazers?

[Wisteria]

Janet Street Porter would have no problem with those ingredients......did you see The F word last night?

[suzywong]

lots of rowing on the river and enourmous houses and yacht clubs

I have a 20 year old volvo and care not

[Rosa]

Place chocolate in bowl over heat and melt gently now.
slice black pudding and place in a pretty circle on plate.
Put fig in centre and pour melted chocolate over it.
Enjoy

[Dogsby]

lol

[bundle]

rosa that (almost) sounds delicious