calories that don't count

[Angie169]

I believe the following things don't have as much or any calories in.
Some one else's chips
Broken biscuits ( calories have fallen out )
Cake with icing / butter cream removed
All condiments
All food samples whilst cooking it
The free sample foods that you sometimes get in supermarkets when they're promoting stuff

Anybody got any other ideas

[Namethecat]

Any good you haven't had to actually buy !
Any food from someone's plate.
Any food that is eaten alone.

( No wonder I'm fat )

[Spam88]

If you walk around whilst eating a chocolate bar then it doesn't count 👍

[VariousVeins]

Someone once told me that toasting bread takes all the calories out!!!

[hugitout10]

food on holiday is calorie free for me

[phlewf]

Food you eat out the pan when your returning your plate. Those calories have already been accounted for.

[Narya]

Food you eat while standing up (the calories fall one floor...)

[Angie169]

VariouseVeins ooh I like the idea of bread been toasted has all the calories cooked out , does this work if you put cheese on it too ?

[Angie169]

yep as you add them up ( honestly ) as you are cooking so you can not count them twice

[Blondie1984]

Food with holes in - like doughnuts, party rings, that cheese i can't remember the name of, bagels, hula hoops etc as the calories have fallen out of the holes

[TerfTerfTerf]

Food that you store on top of the fridge, because calories have vertigo and jump out

[Babybearsporij]

Sweets eaten in the car
No added sugar squash

[SummersB]

Any bits you cut off food to make it look neat, you are just tidying up

[SummersB]

And any food you eat while touching another person, the calories just transfer over to the other person, like electricity does