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I am a potato

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ArseSpud Fri 03-Mar-17 20:58:53

I am a bottom

BathshebaDarkstone Fri 03-Mar-17 21:02:17

Hi ArseSpud

Arsespud Fri 03-Mar-17 21:06:06

Welcome bathsheba are you a bath?

IsThatYouPaul Fri 03-Mar-17 21:09:08

Get onto 'That's Life' pronto.

Sparklingbrook Fri 03-Mar-17 21:10:50

confused

Why have you changed from ArseSpud to Arsespud?

ARSESpud Fri 03-Mar-17 21:14:11

I don't know. This is most odd.

VanillaSugar Fri 03-Mar-17 21:15:24

It's because potatoes can't type very well as they haven't got any fingers. Unlike Okra gringrin

Sparklingbrook Fri 03-Mar-17 21:35:36

V odd.

VanillaSugar Fri 03-Mar-17 22:33:00

I am not a potato. I am refained

RespoDad Fri 03-Mar-17 22:34:34

Bump

Bettercallsaul1 Fri 03-Mar-17 22:43:11

I thought you were deceased, AS - made into an omelette, I heard. An ex-potato, shuffled off your mortal coil etc.

ArseSpud Fri 03-Mar-17 23:41:19

Well, what a mash up.

Poppypooch Sat 04-Mar-17 02:05:34

grin

HemanOrSheRa Sat 04-Mar-17 02:16:41

Mhff. I have a use for you.

HemanOrSheRa Sat 04-Mar-17 02:54:10

I've just realised what that looks like. It's about the POTATO. I haven't had any white carbs for 2 weeks. Two fecking weeks sad.

AcrossthePond55 Sat 04-Mar-17 03:09:07

Actually I think it looks more like a scrotum grin

BathshebaDarkstone Sat 04-Mar-17 06:06:17

Not often, ArseSpud

TupperwareTat Sat 04-Mar-17 06:08:23

Could you turn it around for us please and maybe make a heart shape? flowers

Xmasfairy86 Sat 04-Mar-17 08:00:12

Yea ArseSpud, spread the love ❤️

ArseSpud Sat 04-Mar-17 08:56:01

TupperwareTat um... sorry, but no. This is the only photo. Thanks for the thought though. I'd gone through life as a potato that looked like a bum crack. If only my owner had viewed me from a different angle, she would have seen that I was actually a heart. A Big Heart. Full of love to give. But no. She saw me as a massive arse.

And that, my friends, is a metaphor for Life.

And a recipe for the omelette of doom.

Bettercallsaul1 Sat 04-Mar-17 12:18:37

Ah, you're secretly Trump! I'd heard he'd infiltrated MN, posing as a vegetable.

BathshebaDarkstone Sat 04-Mar-17 21:36:44

Suddenly it all makes sense Better! grin

dudsville Sat 04-Mar-17 21:39:07

That potato looks like it needs a special cream.

ArseSpud Sat 04-Mar-17 21:51:44

Mayonnaise or ketchup?

Xmasfairy86 Sat 04-Mar-17 22:23:00

Sour cream

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