For lovers of Lotus Biscuit Spread, I bring you...

[Smorgs]

Crêpe spread! I'm not kidding, I live in France and just found it in the supermarket. It's basically chocolate spread with bits of crepe in it. Yum though

[gaggiagirl]

How does it taste?

[shumway]

Oh my God

[stinkingbishop]

Not spread for crepes?

Regardless, I may need to emigrate.

OR you could set up a small import/export business? Lotuseaters.com...

[Loandbehold]

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I raise you custard cream spread

[Smorgs]

Gaggiagirl it tastes lush, chocolate spread with crunchy bits like you get round the edge of the crêpe, mmmmm.

[Smorgs]

stinkingbishop definitely spread containing crêpe not for spreading on them... although that would probably work too?
loandbehold custard cream spread? Now that's a reason to move back home :-)