What can i make today?

[fairyfly]

I have in my fridge


4 bottles of Grolsch
have a bag of damp sweaty spinach
a tub of flora
a jar of very lazy chilly
some pate with a stagnant smell
an orange

[zippitippitoes]

someone vomit

[fairyfly]

eh?

[zippitippitoes]

well it's not that appetising is it...

[vitomum]

do you have eggs? if so a chillie and spinach frittata type thingy

[bramblina]

I think you could do with making a wee trip to M&S...

[fairyfly]

M and S???????? i wish, i am very very poor, Netto for 8p noodles i reckon. After i drink the beer as i'm depressed at being a poverty stricken slag.

[colditz]

Go and buy some eggs, or take a beer round to your neighbours and ask for some.