LOL, marne, last year on our hols I went shopping for dinner and found the biggest potato I have ever seen.
Easily as big as Ds1 head.
I was PMSL in the shop. Alone in the shop...I must have look like right loon.
I bought it, took it back to the caravan and cut a smilie face in it, then put a hat on it and photographed it from about 4 angles.
And you thought you were sad!
(btw is was almost hollow inside so didn't feed as many as I thought it would)