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Today I ordered a cheese and onion toasted sanwich..

(7 Posts)
SpikyLikey Sat 05-Jan-13 10:12:12


GlobalDisaster Sat 05-Jan-13 10:10:21

Loving it!! what was she trying to order?

IAmNotAMindReader Fri 04-Jan-13 22:00:10

I swear it wasn't me but a friend.
After night out and a bit worse for wear my friend went to a take away, misread the menu which gave all its pizzas Italian names and ordered a fellatio pizza.

LilBlondePessimist Thu 03-Jan-13 06:45:44

When I was a teenager, I once asked in a 24hr service station for 20 silkcut and a packet of skinarette papers blush. While also buying fizzy drink and copius amounts of chocolate/sweets/crisps blush blush blush. The cashier just grinned knowingly.

sashh Thu 03-Jan-13 06:40:13

Oh no.

Needathickerskin Thu 03-Jan-13 00:24:08

Hahaha grin

GlobalDisaster Wed 02-Jan-13 21:24:16

Can you believe I asked for a cheese and onion "punani". At work we joke about this, but as soon as I realised what I'd said I was so embarrassed ,but the girl serving never said a word and neither did any of the customers in the queue.
Has anyone else ever said something cringworthy by mistake?

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