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Phish Food Disaster!

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RibenaFiend Sun 04-Nov-12 20:34:56

So, I treated myself to a tub of Ben & Jerry's phish food and have just opened it. I'm sat on the sofa with a spoon having my Sunday treat and in all my 10 spoonfuls I have not located one chocolate fish!!! I AM DEVISTATED!

What should I do? Should I just keep on digging down and being disappointed or should I crumble a bar of milka into the tub? I'm at a loss!!!

TotallyEggFlipped Sun 04-Nov-12 20:58:53

Hopefully they're all at the bottom. Crumble the milka in for now, but keep eating until you find them.
Good luck.

RibenaFiend Sun 04-Nov-12 21:08:39

At the bottom? Can the little chocolate buggers swim now?!!!

TotallyEggFlipped Sun 04-Nov-12 21:10:53

They could've escaped, but you really need to eat down to the bottom to make sure they're not hiding. Extra milka should help.

PartyFops Sun 04-Nov-12 21:12:41

No harm in a bit of extra chocci, chuck the Milka in too just in case.
envy envy envy envy

RibenaFiend Sun 04-Nov-12 23:51:06

Added milka, dug down. Still no fish. Had to stop as the caramel, marshmallow icecream combo was starting to make me feel a bit sick. I'm now concerned that DP will locate the tub, casually eat the icecream and find all the missing fish that I'm obviously saving. Hiding this icecream is the logical thing to do, right?

sausagesandwich34 Sun 04-Nov-12 23:57:05

see the problem with those little fish is that they like to school together so you will have none and then suddenly get 5 in the same spoon full

the only possible solution is to keep phishing

here phishy phishy

RibenaFiend Mon 05-Nov-12 20:14:39

Right ladies, I'm thinking of ignoring the diet and revisiting the phish food. I'm going dangle some gummy worms into the tub to see if I can land a phishy. Wish me luck!!! grin

Beanbagz Tue 06-Nov-12 08:51:02

That's because my DS has them all. He had 2 scoops of Phish Food the other day and counted 23 fish grin

endoflevelbaddy Tue 06-Nov-12 09:05:30

Write to B&J, my mate had a tub with missing phish and sent a funny rather than complainy letter about her devastation. They sent her an amusing reply and some vouchers. Will be needing phish food for brekkie now thanks very much grin

RibenaFiend Tue 06-Nov-12 17:29:33

Last night's gummi worms were not the success I'd envisaged. Instead of landing me a school of phishies they got all cold and eaten

A letter to B&J may be the solution. I will of course inform them of my efforts to locate the phish and your theories about their location. I think I'll also produce a "Missing" poster.

Perhaps a polar bear escaped from the baked Alaska and enjoyed a phish pheast... I'll find him all bloated and asleep at the bottom wink

TotallyEggFlipped Tue 06-Nov-12 19:53:09

I hope they send you a big bag of phish.

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