So, I treated myself to a tub of Ben & Jerry's phish food and have just opened it. I'm sat on the sofa with a spoon having my Sunday treat and in all my 10 spoonfuls I have not located one chocolate fish!!! I AM DEVISTATED!
What should I do? Should I just keep on digging down and being disappointed or should I crumble a bar of milka into the tub? I'm at a loss!!!
Added milka, dug down. Still no fish. Had to stop as the caramel, marshmallow icecream combo was starting to make me feel a bit sick. I'm now concerned that DP will locate the tub, casually eat the icecream and find all the missing fish that I'm obviously saving. Hiding this icecream is the logical thing to do, right?
Write to B&J, my mate had a tub with missing phish and sent a funny rather than complainy letter about her devastation. They sent her an amusing reply and some vouchers. Will be needing phish food for brekkie now thanks very much