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Ocado Delivers Bag of Urine

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noidsleft Thu 11-Oct-12 23:45:35

How should I take my complaint forward? A day ago I emailed my complaint to Ocado and they have not bothered to reply. Our last delivery started by the driver removing our bags of food from the back of the van. He then looked about, lent into the van and removed a bag of liquid which he threw down the side of our house. It landed in the middle of the pavment, he walked towards it and kicked it against the side of our house, where it slowly seeped urine down the pavement. This gentleman, has allegedly (I think that's what I need to add here) used the back of the Ocado van for his own private toilet, used an Ocado bag as a urinal (not what I thought we were returning the bags for)and nothing as soap water and a sink. Then handed over the shopping for my family. I have very good CCTV of all this, should I put it on You Tube and forward the link to Ocado and see if they reply, then?

noidsleft Fri 12-Oct-12 00:18:39

We had 2 attempted break-ins, so yes lots of cameras. I don't know what placemarking is and no reply from Ocado.

HoneyDragon Fri 12-Oct-12 00:20:10

Means lots of people have nothing constructive to say but want to see what happens op grin

Ie place marking = nosey bugger

MrsRhettButler Fri 12-Oct-12 00:24:03

I was going to explain place marking not so as to mark my place or anything but Honey beat me to it.

<Sits down crossed legged and awaits video expectantly>

MrsRhettButler Fri 12-Oct-12 00:24:36

<Passes round urine wine>

CelineMcBean Fri 12-Oct-12 00:24:57

Was it Lou in the leek van?

HanSolo Fri 12-Oct-12 00:25:35

Sorry... if you'd said Tesco, I would have believed you!

HoneyDragon Fri 12-Oct-12 00:27:38

Lou in the leek van grin

Wouldn't Ocados have marrows? (they are big carrier bags after all)

HoneyDragon Fri 12-Oct-12 00:28:07

Oh just remembered its a courgette sad

SirCharles Fri 12-Oct-12 00:28:53

Watching with interest!

Nagoo Fri 12-Oct-12 00:29:50

Do they have a special colour bag for piss? Fresh is green, frozen purple piss yellow? It's been a while since I had an Ocado delivery.

MummifiedBonkeyMollocks Fri 12-Oct-12 00:31:17

Another place marker.

Must sleep!

HoneyDragon Fri 12-Oct-12 00:31:54

I once let the milkman puke in my bin.

CelineMcBean Fri 12-Oct-12 00:33:38

Is that a euphamism HoneyDragon? wink

EmBOOsa Fri 12-Oct-12 00:34:24

Um.. <insert something relevant and useful here>

fuzzywuzzy Fri 12-Oct-12 00:34:36

Have you told them you have CCTV evidence?

Ocado answer emails within 48 hours.

Call them?

EmBOOsa Fri 12-Oct-12 00:34:47

ps. why is this in the food section?? confused

SadPunk Fri 12-Oct-12 00:37:01

Is it only me wondering how a flimsy ocado bag would even hold urine, unless it was ties at the top, but surely that would be tricky manoeuvre confused.

HoneyDragon Fri 12-Oct-12 00:39:33

Only in the same way as the piss up the ops alley wink

It was 5am and he was a very poorly milkman. He recollected his milk snd went home sad

Emboosa which topic should it go in?

AIBU to put this dirty bastard on YouTube?

Ethical Living ..... What to do with unwanted waste from shopping?

WWYD about dirty scrote Ocado drivers

Tbh, this is the kind of op that can go anywhere grin

DameFannyGallopsAtaGhost Fri 12-Oct-12 00:42:46

Don't all carrier bags have small holes at the bottom to make it harder to suffocate children?

Or did he double-bag?

steppemum Fri 12-Oct-12 00:44:17

never mind youtube, you should contact the daily mail, grainy cctv photos spread across the centre pages.

difficultpickle Fri 12-Oct-12 00:45:03

Maybe it was double bagged? That's what they tend to do for heavier items.

I'm surprised the OP didn't call Ocado:

"Hello Ocado how may we help?"
"Please would you arrange to collect the bag of piss I didn't order"
"May I have your address so I can deduct the bag of piss.I'll also mark your account for future reference that you are not a piss taking customer."


MrsRhettButler Fri 12-Oct-12 00:47:54

grin bisjo!

CelineMcBean Fri 12-Oct-12 00:54:10

But still possible DameFanny? If one puts the effort in? wink

RemindMeWhatSleepIs Fri 12-Oct-12 01:08:03

How strange! I would be ringing environmental health and probably contacting the press if I didn't receive a satisfactory explanation from Ocado. Thought I can't imagine what a satisfactory explanation would be. confused I really hope you were mistaken!

Notafoodbabyanymore Fri 12-Oct-12 01:16:14

I really want to know how this turns out. Also, please let us know if you do upload CCTV footage onto YouTube so I can have a stickybeak and a giggle give you my expert opinion.


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