Go on, MAKE ME FLOUNCE!

[Dragonbutter]

I really do have much more important things to do today.
Make me flounce. Maybe in a strop so i can channel the adrenalin into housework and packing to go camping.
Do your worst.
Thanks.

[StealthPolarBear]

off you piss there's a dear

[StealthPolarBear]

can you please return the favour? I have a list of housework to do but am glued to the laptop
What kind of a name is Dragonbutter anyway, never heard anything so stupid in my life? I bet your DCs lived on sausage rolls and fruitshoots for a week while you thought that up.

[Dragonbutter]

that's the spirit!

[StealthPolarBear]

I think you should have used a capital I in your first post. How rude of you to expect us to waste our time deciphering your error-riddled ramblings.

[Dragonbutter]

your hedgehog cake looks a bit like a decorated turd!

[Dragonbutter]

[StealthPolarBear]

Don't even get me started on camping! I bet you're a poncey camper with access to a toilet and eating real food. When I were a lass we used to go proper camping, toilet was a hole we dug in the mud and we'd eat bugs and drink from a stream. If you're not going to do that then it's just not worth it.

[StealthPolarBear]

It does, doesn't it!
You should have seen it before the fingers, we called it the swamp thing!
I give up, how about a pact that you get on with your housework and packing and I'll clean the kitchen and hang the washing out? I'll come back on at about 11 and search for you, if you have posted in the meantime there will be serious trouble, and you do the same?
Hopefully lurking will be out as I can never resist the temptation to post.

[Stealthpolarbearr]

How about some stalking? Will that do the job?

[StealthPolarBear]

That was so weird! I didn't write that, but it looks like the kind of thing I would write, took me a min or so to figure it out.
Right I AM GOING and YOU ARE TOO

[StealthPolarBear]

If you really can't, go and read a FLY thread, that'll guilt you into it

[Dragonbutter]

Flouncing! (for a while)

[Dragonbutter]

Stealth, i just saw you on that babynames thread!!!!!
I mean, I'm not here and didn't see anything.
Seriously going NOW!

[StealthPolarBear]

ha I only posted that to smoke you out



well, washing hung out, off to go in the shower [slattern]

[Dragonbutter]

ok, bored now. housework is dull.

[BoysAreLikeDogs]

Yes it is

[QuintessentialShadows]

No. you are a camper like ME, who runs home scared when it starts raining! You have NO stamina, NO staying power. Without the mod cons of solid walls that doesnt soak through and move in the wind, you are NOTHING.

So there.

[Dragonbutter]

It's not working. I'm loving you all even more.

I'm sure it can't be good for me. Shouldn't i be out with the kids running in fields and climbing trees instead of pandering to DS1's cereal habit while i sit staring at the laptop?

Spose i could go and get the bacon and eggs for tomorrows camping breakfast (in case there are no bugs in the stream I fancy).

[StealthPolarBear]

everyone else - just stop posting
we'll bore her (and me) into housework
I really should go to tesco but DS is happy playing with some socks and I'm MNing in relative peace

[Dragonbutter]

being ignored is painful.
i'll go and get dressed then.

[BoysAreLikeDogs]

lol at Quint

Go on, Dragon, shift your arse and we'll see you later.

Howzat?

[StealthPolarBear]

you're not going out looking like that are you?
Think I may need to start a thread in style to slag you off

[Dragonbutter]

Really? I'll go change.

[StealthPolarBear]

can someone please get rid of me?

[Rhubarb]