Close my account , this place is full of women.

[Blenderthemakeupwitch]

Can you de-register /close my acct.

This site is full of women with no sense of humour and drink too much ,but say, they only have a thimble of sherry at xmas . They also hate their MILs and NDN's !

None of them can drive either or reverse park and blame
everyone else for their poor driving when they have accidents. They also can't park outside their own homes because someone else has!

I am none of the above and don't belong here. I have forgotten my password and struggling to delete my account.

Pls put me out of my misery and delete me.

👋👋

Thanks

[superram]

Or maybe just don’t come on the site or app........ no one will notice or care either way.

[RubyViolet]

See ya !

[Growuppeople]

I needed a laugh today 😂

[Blenderthemakeupwitch]

@superram who are you? Never heard of you dear.

[paxillin]

Mumsnet is full of women shocker.

[Blenderthemakeupwitch]

Bye. Hope you all get some real world friends soon.

[Mum2jenny]

Sorry blender just don't login as yourself. And then you still have your account if you want to post in the future.

[RoomR0613]

OP this is going to backfire on you if an eager weekend intern takes you seriously and actually deletes your account.

[Blenderthemakeupwitch]

@Mum2jenny thank you lovely but i'm moving on. ❤️

[SparklyMagpie]

😂😂😂😂

[SavageToast]

Stereotype, much?

MN, please put us out of our misery and delete the OP's account 😄.

[Beechview]

What do you have against women who can’t park outside their own homes because someone else has?
It’s not their fault

[HoneyDragon]

Could’ve at least drawn a flounce diagram before you left.

[Poundlandkate]

You're obviously as incompetent as us other woman if you can't even remember your own password.

[TitianaTitsling]

Well fiddle de Dee!

[SaskiaRembrandt]

I haven't had sherry for years. I might buy some, if I remember correctly it was quite nice.

Misses point completely.

[Singlenotsingle]

We need a diagram

[GreigLaidlawsbarofsoap]

In the words of MN women everywhere: off you fuck then cuntychops!

[Aimily]

I didn't realise we had a goodbye section 😳

[Debenhamshandtowel]

Leave the bastard.

[IncrediblySadToo]

We’ll miss you SO much 😢😢😢😢😢


(Jesus, who was she?! Anyone know?! That’s a lot of waxing on those knuckles for sure)

🤣

[HarrietSchulenberg]

Does your mum know you're using her account?

[SavageToast]

Also, no shit Sherlock, Mumsnet really is full of women 😂.

[TheRealHousewifeofCheshire]

Hilairs

[MustBeAWeasly]

OK flouncers corner is my new favourite board. Never knew it existed!

Bye op 👋 have fun with all the toilet brush using, non drinking, MIL loving women out there