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Leaving/flouncing not worth crying over words on a screen

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InNeedOfBrandyButter Mon 17-Dec-12 21:59:05

Probably my own fault for over reacting but leaving because of some really offensive posters.

Just like to say good bye to my favourite posters and the ones who have been so lovely to me.

Sole source, sp, af, usual, worra, rubyfakenails, bridezilla, and many many many more. Even Scottish mummy who made me laugh all the time. Shcro your lovely to.


Thumbwitch Thu 20-Dec-12 00:41:08

S'all that fat and hot air, Sue - he floated. The glasses didn't. wink

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Wed 19-Dec-12 20:11:46

The most confusing bit about Harold was that the wave was strong enough to wash him - a portly Australian man - out to see with no trace, but left his wire framed glasses behind unharmed.
Truly mystical.

Thumbwitch Wed 19-Dec-12 13:35:01

"It's like having a right laugh at a wake, innit."

It is! But tis human nature, innit. Or we'd all be terminally depressed all the time. (Apologies to anyone who actually is).

MulledPinot Wed 19-Dec-12 13:29:58

I prefer the idea of Fell's samosastyleeee christmas pud than the real thing, tbh.

Is it a bit naughty to be chatting on a flounce thread? What is the etiquette? It's like having a right laugh at a wake, innit.

Thumbwitch Wed 19-Dec-12 13:00:52

Should have knitted the badges, SDTG - then they wouldn't be so heavy wink

<<late to the party, ignoring the premise of the thread entirely and just joining in the banter>>

laptopwieldingharpy Wed 19-Dec-12 12:40:47

What too rich you think? I didn't even say add a dollop of brandy butter while hot!

SDTGisAChristmassyWolefGenius Wed 19-Dec-12 12:37:42

shock WOW!!

laptopwieldingharpy Wed 19-Dec-12 12:34:54

Normaly you just fry pastry shells and fill with ricotta/whipped cream and candied peel.

But mince meat samosas + mascarpone & brandy butter are just perfect.

Now if you want something trully decadent try this:
A bounty bar, wrapped in springroll pastry and deep fried.

SDTGisAChristmassyWolefGenius Wed 19-Dec-12 12:34:11

Fellatio mincemeat fried in pastry?? An interesting recipipipe. hmmgrin

AlienRefucksLooksLikeSnow Wed 19-Dec-12 12:22:02

Deep fried samosa mince pies sound gorgeous!

And I second the 'don't cry eat cake' as an all round solution to anything, must actually be cake though.

DoesntTurkeyNSproutSoupDragOn Wed 19-Dec-12 12:18:52

Oh, and my Grandma always used to say 'Don't cry, eat your cake.' in response to any sort of trauma, even if there was no cake.

No cake?? Now that is a trauma.

FellatioNelson Wed 19-Dec-12 12:16:32

Is it a proper recipe? Oh good! How exciting! We might have that on Christmas day then, in the absence of the Christmas pudding that I forgot to make.

laptopwieldingharpy Wed 19-Dec-12 12:14:15

Mmmmmm fellatio, mince meat fried in pastry is Napolitan Cannolli! Heavenly!
Add a dusting of sugar and brandy butter..... Go for it!

FellatioNelson Wed 19-Dec-12 12:09:48

Oh, and my Grandma always used to say 'Don't cry, eat your cake.' in response to any sort of trauma, even if there was no cake. confused

And my grandpa always used to say that slotted spoons were for small portions of soup. <helpful>

FellatioNelson Wed 19-Dec-12 12:08:32

Tut. hmm I came on here to see what was taking Brandy so bloody long to fuck flounce off and I see she's not even here any more - it's just you lot.

Two questions:

1) Which TV character can I be?

2) I want to make some mince pies but I don't have any normal pastry and I can't be arsed to make any. I have some frozen samosa pastry though. Do you think deep-fried mincemeat samosas dusted with icing sugar will be nice with brandy butter and cream?

Thank you.

HaroldBishop2 Wed 19-Dec-12 12:06:37

Madge? Is that you?

I've put my glasses down somewhere and can't see a bloody thing.

SDTGisAChristmassyWolefGenius Wed 19-Dec-12 11:44:49

How did I manage to forget that one? Tsk.

<< pins on badge >>

<< falls over from weight of badges >>

MulledPinot Wed 19-Dec-12 11:41:23

And the "bullying bitches" badge. Don't forget that <helpful>

SDTGisAChristmassyWolefGenius Wed 19-Dec-12 11:34:02

I do think that the OP departed some time ago, though.

<< pins on badge that says 'fuck off sanctimonious cow' >>

<< makes another badge saying 'cliquey fucker' >>

<< wears both with pride >>

MulledPinot Wed 19-Dec-12 11:24:38

Cliquey fuckers.

AlienRefucksLooksLikeSnow Wed 19-Dec-12 10:27:48

Yeah pickled!! Might be the longest flounce thread in history, but it's all full of random shit! The most surprising shit being....

1) Hully watches 'made in fucking Chelsea'??!!
2) Bof knows everything in the world ever about 80's soap/ex soap actors.

Anyway, how's the flounce going ineed???!!

PickledInAPearTree Wed 19-Dec-12 09:03:28

Bloody hell. From flouncing to Harold n Madge.

SDTGisAChristmassyWolefGenius Wed 19-Dec-12 00:47:06

That's pretty much it, Keema. grin

KeemaNaanAndCurryOn Wed 19-Dec-12 00:30:09

Well I've come back late to this thread, and if I've got the gist, Harold Bishop flounced, leaving only his glasses behind, but then came back as HaroldBishop2.

Is that it or do I have to RTFT?

MrsDeVere Tue 18-Dec-12 21:41:53

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