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50 Shades Darker

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FreeNiki Sat 11-Feb-17 01:10:50

Most clichéd piece of crap I have ever seen. I saw it just for a laugh. Anyone else?

IateallthePies654 Sat 11-Feb-17 19:39:47

You'd have to pay me to watch that.

ButtMuncher Sat 11-Feb-17 19:42:18

I'd rather shit in my own hands and clap. Best clip of FSOG was the 'Everything That is Wrong With...' grin

FreeNiki Sat 11-Feb-17 20:47:20

I enjoyed the clichés. It was so bad it was funny. I'll look for the everything wrong with

MusicToMyEars800 Sat 11-Feb-17 21:27:59

I've not long watched the first one.... it was a piss take hardly like the book!! I will watch the 2nd only because I have a compulsion with things like that lol

Rioja123 Sat 11-Feb-17 21:29:15

Every review I have read has said it is shockingly bad

VanillaSugar Sat 11-Feb-17 21:31:04

So why did you pay money at the cinema to watch it??

Destinysdaughter Sat 11-Feb-17 21:33:39

Nope not gonna see it, the first one was bad enough!

Watch 9 and a half weeks for some sexy, twisted erotica...

FreeNiki Sat 11-Feb-17 21:39:25

I didnt pay it really. I have a monthly limitless card. So I see lots of things as it doesnt cost any extra.

kel1234 Sat 11-Feb-17 21:48:30

We went to watch 50 shades of grey and thought it was bad. But we agreed we would still go and watch 50 shades darker and 50 shades freed as well, just so we can say we've seen all 3 in the cinema. So we will be going soon. Not expecting much going by the first one.

namechangedtoday15 Mon 13-Feb-17 13:52:47

It was actually less bad than the first one, I think (imo) the "story" comes across better in the 2nd film and certainly Jamie Dornan is slightly less stilted in this one. Bit cringeworthy in parts blush

Destinysdaughter Mon 13-Feb-17 14:30:18

Wish Aiden Turner had been Christian Grey, he's hot!

wineusuallyhelps Mon 13-Feb-17 17:27:28

It will be utter tripe...I can't wait to watch it!

You see, I saw Jamie Dornan in The Fall and that was it - love at first sight 😉

wineusuallyhelps Mon 13-Feb-17 17:30:56

Oh - and the whole Fifty Shades plot is silly. The books are very repetitive in their writing in my opinion, and the screen dramatisation is even more two-dimensional. Sorry if this offends any Twilight fans but I put the two series in the same bracket of crap books, even worse films.

FreeNiki Mon 13-Feb-17 19:50:18

I watched Twilight in disbelief as it was complete utter crap IMO.

Purple999Red Wed 15-Feb-17 04:18:48

I've watched the first one which was a real crap. Would not waste my time and money again to watch another crap. I've seen the reviews and all of them are negative

Fighterofthenightman Wed 15-Feb-17 05:38:50

It's odd because Jamie Dornan is such a brilliant actor but in FSOG he was so wooden it looked like someone had thrown a chair on set.

NotYoda Wed 15-Feb-17 06:03:49


Did the woman say "Holy Crap!" a lot? That made me laugh in the book. I couldn't read it- boring and repetitive

wineusuallyhelps Wed 15-Feb-17 09:42:02

Notyoda no, she doesn't say "holy crap" in the film. That was totally silly in the book - agreed!

FreeNiki Wed 15-Feb-17 11:04:20

It was Holy Fuck in the book.

wineusuallyhelps Wed 15-Feb-17 11:12:03

Oh yes - and holy cow! That was it

NotYoda Wed 15-Feb-17 12:24:49

She may have also said "holy moly"

NotYoda Wed 15-Feb-17 12:27:27

And holy shit

FreeNiki Wed 15-Feb-17 15:42:09

My inner goddess is doing the merengue with some salsa moves.

Was my all time favourite from the book. It's comedy gold.

BobbieDog Wed 15-Feb-17 15:45:49

I havent read the books but have seen both films and thought they were good but i dont have the book experience to compare them to

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