Calling all film fans - DVDs/Blu-rays to be won!

[SandyMumsnet]

We are most pleased to announce that today we are launching a Mumsnet Films @Mumsnetfilms twitter feed, where we hope to give you the latest film news, reviews and giveaways.

To kick things off, we'd like your favourite film quotes of all time with a Mumsnet-y twist.

Share your tweets with us over at @Mumsnetfilms and add the hashtag #filmquotesbyparents and also on the thread below.

We'll be tweeting the best ones throughout the day and we will pick one out of the hat to win a goody bag of DVDs/Blu-rays!

To enter, post your quote below.

Here are a few to get you started...

'Please put my baby in the corner'

'I carried a nappy bag'

'How d'ya like them cutted-up apples?'

'If you build it, he will knock it down'

Lights, nappy bag, action...

[TheImprobableGirl]

"toto, I've got a feeling we're not in waitrose Anymore"

[Vajazzler]

'Go ahead, make my lunch'

[Vajazzler]

'I am Spartacus's mum'!

[TheImprobableGirl]

"I love the smell of sudocrem in the morning"
"life is like a findus pancake, you never know what your gonna get"
One for the ttc'ers? "Go ahead spunk- make my day"

[BathshebaDarkstone]

"There's a leek in the boat!"

[TheImprobableGirl]

"of all the white tops, in all the world, she puked on mine"

[Vajazzler]

'Mumsnet has trolls so more power lines are needed. That's just the way it is!'

[insanityscatching]

"But then I realised maybe that's what hell is: the entire rest of eternity spent on fucking Netmums. And I really really hoped I wouldn't die"

Ray/Colin Farrell in In Bruges

[BathshebaDarkstone]

"There's a leeky nappy in the boat!"

[TheImprobableGirl]

Houston- we've run out of ricecakes

[TurquoiseCat]

You're gonna need a bigger gin...

[TurquoiseCat]

Ooh, another!

gentlemen , you can't fight in here! This is AIBU! (Dr strangelove)

[insanityscatching]

"Ever since I can remember I always wanted to be a mumsnetter. To me that was better than being president of the United States. To be a mumsnetter was to own the world."

Henry Hill/Ray Liotta in Goodfellas

[insanityscatching]

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn think I am being unreasonable!"

Rhett Butler/Clark Gable in Gone with the Wind

[Twitterqueen]

Can you make a torpedo? Well do so Mr. Allnut.... I've got string, a toilet roll holder and a squeezy bottle

(African Queen)

[Twitterqueen]

"I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum mum, which is what I am, let's face it."


Marlon Brando, On the Waterfront

[TurquoiseCat]

How do you like them cutted up pears? (Good will hunting)

Piss. In going to be thinking about these all day!

[PaulAnkaTheDog]

Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherf*g kids on this motherf*g plane!"

Snakes on a Plane, screaming kids style

[GreatBigHoo]

"You're so Mummy and you don't even know it." - Swingers

[GreatBigHoo]

"From now on, you must take good care of your toys, because if you don't, we'll find out, Sid! We mums can see EVERYTHING!" - Toy Story

[MsAdorabelleDearheartVonLipwig]

Get some rest mum, you look tired.

Jason Bourne to Pamela Landy, The Bourne Supremacy/Ultimatum

[Twitterqueen]

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a mother in possession of a child must be in want of a gin!

[MrFMercury]

I'll stop tweeting at you now Mumsnetfilms before I get thrown off Twitter for spamming :D

[StepAwayFromTheEcclesCakes]

"Do I look like I give a damn?"
James Bond (Daniel Craig) after being asked if he would like his vodka martini shaken or stirred, Casino Royale (2006)

"Here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!"
Ollie/Oliver Hardy in Sons of the Desert (1933)

"I want to be alone."
Grusinskaya/Greta Garbo in Grand Hotel (1932)

"Oh my gosh, look at that fluffy unicorn! He's so fluffy, I'm gonna die!"
Despicable Me (2010) OOPS sorry that's a NM one

"We want the finest gin wines available to humanity. And we want them here, and we want them now!"
Withnail/Richard E Grant in Withnail & I (1986)

[Kraggle]

"A Chugger once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some Pom Bears and a nice Fruit Shoot."