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Calling all film fans - DVDs/Blu-rays to be won!

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SandyMumsnet (MNHQ) Wed 16-Sep-15 11:00:03

We are most pleased to announce that today we are launching a Mumsnet Films @Mumsnetfilms twitter feed, where we hope to give you the latest film news, reviews and giveaways. <spills popcorn with excitement>

To kick things off, we'd like your favourite film quotes of all time with a Mumsnet-y twist.

Share your tweets with us over at @Mumsnetfilms and add the hashtag #filmquotesbyparents and also on the thread below.

We'll be tweeting the best ones throughout the day and we will pick one out of the hat to win a goody bag of DVDs/Blu-rays!

To enter, post your quote below.

Here are a few to get you started...

'Please put my baby in the corner'

'I carried a nappy bag'

'How d'ya like them cutted-up apples?'

'If you build it, he will knock it down'

Lights, nappy bag, action...

TheImprobableGirl Wed 16-Sep-15 11:09:24

"toto, I've got a feeling we're not in waitrose Anymore"

Vajazzler Wed 16-Sep-15 11:21:26

'Go ahead, make my lunch'

Vajazzler Wed 16-Sep-15 11:22:50

'I am Spartacus's mum'!

TheImprobableGirl Wed 16-Sep-15 11:23:22

"I love the smell of sudocrem in the morning"
"life is like a findus pancake, you never know what your gonna get"
One for the ttc'ers? "Go ahead spunk- make my day"

BathshebaDarkstone Wed 16-Sep-15 11:24:09

"There's a leek in the boat!"

TheImprobableGirl Wed 16-Sep-15 11:24:51

"of all the white tops, in all the world, she puked on mine"

Vajazzler Wed 16-Sep-15 11:25:43

'Mumsnet has trolls so more power lines are needed. That's just the way it is!'

insanityscatching Wed 16-Sep-15 11:25:47

"But then I realised maybe that's what hell is: the entire rest of eternity spent on fucking Netmums. And I really really hoped I wouldn't die" grin

Ray/Colin Farrell in In Bruges

BathshebaDarkstone Wed 16-Sep-15 11:25:55

<misses point>

"There's a leeky nappy in the boat!"

TheImprobableGirl Wed 16-Sep-15 11:26:34

Houston- we've run out of ricecakes

TurquoiseCat Wed 16-Sep-15 11:30:10

You're gonna need a bigger gin...

TurquoiseCat Wed 16-Sep-15 11:33:51

Ooh, another!

gentlemen , you can't fight in here! This is AIBU! (Dr strangelove)

insanityscatching Wed 16-Sep-15 11:37:28

"Ever since I can remember I always wanted to be a mumsnetter. To me that was better than being president of the United States. To be a mumsnetter was to own the world."

Henry Hill/Ray Liotta in Goodfellas

insanityscatching Wed 16-Sep-15 11:39:21

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn think I am being unreasonable!"

Rhett Butler/Clark Gable in Gone with the Wind

Twitterqueen Wed 16-Sep-15 11:56:03

Can you make a torpedo? Well do so Mr. Allnut.... I've got string, a toilet roll holder and a squeezy bottle

(African Queen)

Twitterqueen Wed 16-Sep-15 12:14:32

"I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum mum, which is what I am, let's face it."

Marlon Brando, On the Waterfront

TurquoiseCat Wed 16-Sep-15 12:15:23

How do you like them cutted up pears? (Good will hunting)

Piss. In going to be thinking about these all day!

PaulAnkaTheDog Wed 16-Sep-15 12:30:25

Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherf*****g kids on this motherf*****g plane!"

Snakes on a Plane, screaming kids style grin

GreatBigHoo Wed 16-Sep-15 12:32:42

"You're so Mummy and you don't even know it." - Swingers

GreatBigHoo Wed 16-Sep-15 12:34:55

"From now on, you must take good care of your toys, because if you don't, we'll find out, Sid! We mums can see EVERYTHING!" - Toy Story

MsAdorabelleDearheartVonLipwig Wed 16-Sep-15 12:39:27

Get some rest mum, you look tired.

Jason Bourne to Pamela Landy, The Bourne Supremacy/Ultimatum

Twitterqueen Wed 16-Sep-15 12:45:02

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a mother in possession of a child must be in want of a gin!

MrFMercury Wed 16-Sep-15 12:49:30

I'll stop tweeting at you now Mumsnetfilms before I get thrown off Twitter for spamming :D

"Do I look like I give a damn?"
James Bond (Daniel Craig) after being asked if he would like his vodka martini shaken or stirred, Casino Royale (2006)

"Here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!"
Ollie/Oliver Hardy in Sons of the Desert (1933)

"I want to be alone."
Grusinskaya/Greta Garbo in Grand Hotel (1932)

"Oh my gosh, look at that fluffy unicorn! He's so fluffy, I'm gonna die!"
Despicable Me (2010) OOPS sorry that's a NM one

"We want the finest gin wines available to humanity. And we want them here, and we want them now!"
Withnail/Richard E Grant in Withnail & I (1986)

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