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Thanks for the response. I am wary of seeming to trivialise the subject but I suppose my own trail-by-fire adolescent experiences have made me quite hard faced. I suspect that we will get troll-like mocking and would prefer to be prepared with my own heckles iyswim.

Also, more controversially perhaps (at least in my group), I specifically wish to protest at the lap dancing industry. This is because, in my opinion, it normalises an unnatural power dynamic in a stripping situation. It debases the men that visit the clubs as they cross a boundary from audience to punter. Men who enjoy lap dances are enjoying their individual power over women. In this way it differs from more old fashioned stripclubs.

This is not to say that I am whole heartedly in favour of strip clubs but more that I feel the lap dancing clubs cross a boundary of total unacceptability. So I would really like to use a slogan that specifically dealt with lap dancing.

What I'd really like is not to be a rambling pub bore on the topic - but it looks, from the above, like that won't be possible today!

Dance On The Grave Of Patriarchy?

Ooh not sure I understand that never mind the men in line. Sounds suspiciously like encouragement? Perplexed.

I'm thinking...I am horribly sick though, and the gears of my brain aren't cranked up properly...

The biggest arses in here are the customers?

Or, "Wall-to-wall tits- and that's just the customers"?

i get your point - almost need a way to cleverly say no to sleezebags rather than to the girls. just wish i could think of a way to say it.

can't believe i just called them girls they are WOMEN! ffs saf.

Not every Tom, Dick and Harry uses lap dancing clubs just the Dicks

These are excellent, thanks! I shall email them to work & surreptitiously use the photocopier to make BIG SIGNS. Cheers all

Actually Shine on I quite like that. But I didn't see it till today and went with...

<drum roll>

Wakemeup's "Not every Tom, Dick and Harry uses lap dancing clubs just the Dicks" (except I got it a bit wrong. But not much). Demo went well despite this.

Big thanks to everyone for the help. There's another club opening in a week or two so a) demo clearly went not quite well enough b) more suggestions welcome for the next one!

What about a rough cartoon of a really sad looking annorac type man and the words "I have to pay for it" underneath.

"name of club" where men without girlfriends go on a saturday night