I'm really not very interested in whether or not you Wuv Kev 4Ever - he's in jail for common assault during a drunken brawl, and if your IQ was half as high as your weight in kilos you'd change the damn locks.
get a room! to the couple going on about how much they love each other and how happy they are together
your child is neither that gorgous, nor that badly behaved, nor that well behaved. stop updating me every three hours about what he has been upto. i dont really want to know about the contents of his nappy, or where he chucked his banana and turnip puree
why are you moaning about missing your kids now they have gone to their dads when you have spent the last few months moaning about them?
One of my FB friends has actually scanned in her PFB's first school report (which is obviously 'glowing').... apart from me being shocked at the unashamed boastfulness of it, I would love to tell her no-one will actually care - except for the Grandparents.
'If you need to tell us daily that your life is so perfect, you have the BEST dh,children, life and job and that you just love being you and your life is perfect........then it quite obviously isn't. The rest of us are too busy juggling our slightly stressful jobs, absent partners, choas kids, sick parents, redundancy and keeping our heads above water to update daily and read your vomit inducing clap-trap'.
There is someone who I might block if I wasn't so nosy - she is ALWAYS complaining! She is either ill all the time, or her husband is busy working, or no one has responded to say they are coming to her bodyshop parties...OMG.
I just want to say, FGS look at how lucky and blessed you are...Stop bloody moaning all the time you miserable cow.
Then she complains to say that her friends seem to have dropped her - YES it is because you are such a mood hoover