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Westminstenders: Charge!!!!

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RedToothBrush · 11/08/2019 16:15

Half a league, half a league,
Half a league onward,
All in the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
“Forward, the Light Brigade!
Charge for the guns!” he said.
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.

“Forward, the Light Brigade!”
Was there a man dismayed?
Not though the soldier knew
Someone had blundered.
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die.
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.

Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon in front of them
Volleyed and thundered;
Stormed at with shot and shell,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of hell
Rode the six hundred.

Flashed all their sabres bare,
Flashed as they turned in air
Sabring the gunners there,
Charging an army, while
All the world wondered.
Plunged in the battery-smoke
Right through the line they broke;
Cossack and Russian
Reeled from the sabre stroke
Shattered and sundered.
Then they rode back, but not
Not the six hundred.

Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon behind them
Volleyed and thundered;
Stormed at with shot and shell,
While horse and hero fell.
They that had fought so well
Came through the jaws of Death,
Back from the mouth of hell,
All that was left of them,
Left of six hundred.

When can their glory fade?
O the wild charge they made!
All the world wondered.
Honour the charge they made!
Honour the Light Brigade,
Noble six hundred!

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Hoooo · 11/08/2019 16:29

Pmk

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BigChocFrenzy · 11/08/2019 16:42

Thanks, red 😂 💐

I suspect BJ, Cummings, Raab et all would all shit themsleves at the sound of cannon

They've set the rest of the country running into the cannons of the RoW, while sitting back themselves and waiting to rake in their hedge-fund bets on the casualties

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BigChocFrenzy · 11/08/2019 16:43
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prettybird · 11/08/2019 16:44

I'll try again with the photo that never posted on the last thread Wink

Scottish fleabags cats relaxing in their Scottish place in the sun Grin Not that it's sunny here at the moment - it's pissing down Hmm

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woman19 · 11/08/2019 16:51

to prettybird's cats. Thank you red and all. Flowers
Dorian Linskey adapted Memphis Blues by Bob Dylan this week.
Something like:
"Oh mama can this really be the end?
To be stuck inside of brexit with the crash out blues again."
Smile

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pointythings · 11/08/2019 17:05

Pride Mat King.

Almost managed an entire day not thinking about Brexit at my local pride event with DDs and various additional teenagers, but back to the grindstone...

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TheElementsSong · 11/08/2019 17:07

PMK with ElementsCat!

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placemats · 11/08/2019 17:22

Legal action to stop the Charlatan Johnson proroguing Parliament has been given permission to proceed.

twitter.com/JolyonMaugham/status/1160419933563445248

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placemats · 11/08/2019 17:23
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Grinchly · 11/08/2019 17:25

PMK with my boy posing on the William Morris.

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BigChocFrenzy · 11/08/2019 17:36

Shocking that we rely on crowd-funding a private legal action by MPs to stop a PM shutting down Parliament Confused

Our democracy seems held together by old string and rubber bands - and some Brexiters decided to start cutting Sad

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bellinisurge · 11/08/2019 17:40

Pmk with someone else's cat. It doesn't give a fuck.

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AutumnCrow · 11/08/2019 17:40

Wine I need this

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ThereWillBeAdequateFood · 11/08/2019 17:46

Your cat is upside down bell Grin but very cute.

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bellinisurge · 11/08/2019 17:50

@ThereWillBeAdequateFood that's how she is right now. Purring up a storm. Not giving a shit.

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GeistohneGrenzen · 11/08/2019 17:57

pmk

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DGRossetti · 11/08/2019 17:58

.

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bellinisurge · 11/08/2019 18:01

F U. Grin

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placemats · 11/08/2019 18:05

Isn't it just BCF!

However make do and mend. Smile

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placemats · 11/08/2019 18:06

I've set up a jam jar for my Brexit 50ps. No idea what to label it.

Any suggestions?

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CrunchyCarrot · 11/08/2019 18:07

Thanks, Red Flowers

Love the kitty pics, esp the F.U. one, bellini Grin

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placemats · 11/08/2019 18:08

My first thought was:

Fuck off to the far side of fuck and when you get there, fuck off some more.

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BigChocFrenzy · 11/08/2019 18:08

bellini 😂 That gorgeous puss is mugging for the camera, planning its career as a media personality

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BigChocFrenzy · 11/08/2019 18:10

placemats Maybe label it ODFOB (Oh do fuck off, Brexit)

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placemats · 11/08/2019 18:10

bellini Grin

Brilliant!

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