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Clicky Clickerson, the pen-abusing noisemaker, has moved desks and is THREE FEET AWAY. Click. Click. Clickerty-click. Click. Grr.

(13 Posts)
keeptakingthetablets Sat 23-Aug-08 16:31:08


Is this classed as a grievance?

I want to hurt him.

hanaflower Sat 23-Aug-08 16:33:19

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

PortBlacksandResident Sat 23-Aug-08 16:37:38

Shove it up his nose.

keeptakingthetablets Sat 23-Aug-08 16:37:51

Shouldn't that be shock<<


keeptakingthetablets Sat 23-Aug-08 16:38:27

Don't plant seeds in my tortured mind.

PortBlacksandResident Sat 23-Aug-08 16:41:29

Get him one of these

Warning - Youtube clip - mute might be good grin

tribpot Sat 23-Aug-08 16:47:19

Can you use reverse psychology? How about saying "that pen clicking is really soothing and helping me concentrate, could you just try and make sure you stick to a regular 60 clicks per minute though?" (think of a metronome)

combustiblelemon Sat 23-Aug-08 16:57:32

Wait until he goes to lunch, then take his pen apart and remove the spring. Repeat as necessary before coming to his rescue with a fibre tip.

keeptakingthetablets Sat 23-Aug-08 16:58:15

LOL, yet shudder - that clip was almost too much!

I'd like to try reverse psychology and come to a reasoned conclusion, but I'm also pretty certain I'd do well with constructive dismissal grin

I'm scared I'm going to unconsciously start doing it in time with him.

juneybean Thu 28-Aug-08 18:40:07

Just go "Oi clicky, give it a rest will ya?"

Straight to the point without being offensive :D

keeptakingthetablets Fri 29-Aug-08 11:24:49


The other lady sitting closest to Clicky and I are, I think, within three working hours of supergluing his pen to his desk.

If I dare get as far as "Oi, clicky, " I'm worried I won't stop at "give it a rest."

<<rocks gently in gas lift chair, gnawing knuckle for comfort>>

Pinkjenny Fri 29-Aug-08 11:29:22

I think you need to say something. This kind of thing could tip you over the edge if pushed and result in you shoving said clicky object where the sun don't shine.

oysterpots Wed 03-Sep-08 15:09:16

send an anonymous letter via this site?

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