TWINKLE TWINKLE ICKLE STAR, WOT A GREAT SELLER YOU ARE //(*_*)\\ A++++++++++

[DrNortherner]

Is this teh worst positive feedback on ebay ever?!!!!

[CastsSpellsWitchySpells]

Err, I guess if the seller name is 'ickle star' it could be deemed humourous (except for the spelling of 'what') but otherwise it's pretty nuts!

[sixlostmonkeys]

I'll bid on you til there's nothing left but crumbs! Then I'll bid on the crumbs

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Corn on the cob is nice, because the cob never shouts GET ME BEER, WOMAN!

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Rainbows are pretty. I don't know why I shoot at them.

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Santa brought me cookies for Christmas. I did not eat them. I sold them on eBay.

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Quack, Quack. I'm a duck. Shoot me.

all from same ebayer