What things would men really like to post in threads then? I'd like to start with "Yes your husband is being a total dick. You appear to have married a giant Babyman." "You're not fat. I know fat and you my love are definitely not. You've had a child grow inside you so yes, those faded marks on your tummy are brilliant." "What a strangely worded rant about rich or poor people." "Last night, as I love K. Knightly so much, I convinced my wife to tightly wrap clingfilm over her tits, and lie in bed looking bored with her mouth slightly open muttering about how much she eats. Worst. Sex. Ever." "Neighbours shagging nosily? Well that's nearly as common as (insert name of common past time)" Today I shall be picking three threads at random and entering "Oh you're being SO PFB."
I think about 90% of Mumsnet we can read but not comment on!