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Father's little helper

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captainaffray Fri 24-Jul-09 16:50:59

I am sick of being a slave to my libido and am looking for a natural remedy to reduce my sex drive. Does an one know of anything that's not going to make me grow breast.

hmm on second thoughts, no!

Kevlarhead Tue 18-Aug-09 19:55:35

I didn't know what to expect from this thread, but this was more disturbing than I expected.

I've now got a mental image of Meatloaf in Fight Club stuck in my brain...

RealityIsDetoxing Tue 18-Aug-09 19:59:36

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Mumcentreplus Tue 18-Aug-09 20:04:10

Lose a bollock..that should help grin

jemmm Tue 18-Aug-09 21:00:43

I hate to be obvious - but do you think your hand might help?

captainaffray Fri 21-Aug-09 11:23:13

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captainaffray Fri 21-Aug-09 11:23:46

Bet you can't trump that

jemmm Fri 21-Aug-09 18:30:06

Once looked to the left in the stalls at a bar in Mayfair (I know major social faux pas), to realise I was looking at Jarvis Cocker's, erm...

Seriously, what do you do/say...

Btw - I've only ever once drunk in a bar in Mayfair, and only once shared the stalls with a rockstar - it was all a lot less glamourous and random that it sounds.

And apologies for not taking predicament more seriously - I thought you were joking...

captainaffray Mon 24-Aug-09 10:18:57

Bet Jarvis had a small white pasty looking 'little fella'. I decided to go for a number one next to Niall Quinn, but when a stood there, I got stage fright and couldn't squeeze it out. With meatloaf, just glad he didn't follow me in to the bogs.

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