how often do you masturbate?

[mads1]

simple enough question, how often do you have a hand shandy?
And what other phrases are there for it?
And how do you deal with the aftermath?
Ok, 3 simple questions

[olympicsnotfederer]

why do you want to know ?

[CaptainPants]

2 to 4 times a week depending on how friendly or sleepy DW is feeling and how horny I feel.

As to the aftermath, why do you think men prefer showers? Keeps it clean and shiny... everyone likes a shiny.

[CaptainPants]

Forgot the phrases.

Beat the meat.
Spank the monkey.
Spill the beans.
Toast the Vicar.

By the way, how many times do you partake Mads1?

Mums or dads most of us do it... don't we?

[beanieb]

I don't.

[Pan]

Shining the Sword of Luuurve.

[misi]

on the health side here, as you get older, it is best to ejaculate at least once a week which ever way you do it as this helps keep the prostate healthy and clean. by ejaculating you get all the 'crud' out that would usually clutter up the prostate and so make the prospect of BPH less likely.

[Saturn74]

[misi]

could give you a detailed decription but crud was so much a nicer way of saying it

[ChairmanMiao]

lol at toast the vicar

[TrinityRhino]

roffle

great thread

[Pan]

misi - oh gowahn..it'll be an education......

[misi]

It's a prostatic stagnation hypothesis," says Giles. "The more you flush the ducts out, the less there is to hang around and damage the cells that line them.

www.newscientist.com/article/dn3942-masturbating-may-protect-against-prostate-cancer.html

www.efluxmedia.com/news_Masturbation_Reduces_Mens_Chance_to_Develop_Prostate_Cancer_16782.html

read this and go arrggghhhh
www.prostate-massage-and-health.com/prostate-masturbation.html

[Pan]

Thanks. Gulp.

Fortunatly I don't have this problem.

[Pan]

Wow, misi. Thank you v. much indeed.

[zippitippitoes]

so all this crud lands in me does it if not masturbated out

makes mental note to either move near enough to bf to see him at least once a week or make sure to wind him up enough by remote means for him to hasve a good clear out

[ShinyPinkEELSwithShoesOn]

ROFL Zippi!!!!!!!

[misi]

funny or serious reply?



the acidic environment of the uterus will neutralise the contaminants so need to worry.
but yes, frequent flushing reduces the concentration so sex more often is beneficial to both

[EasyRider]

pmsl at pans sword

trinity someone was looking for you earlier

[Pan]

oh zippi..ANY excuse....

[ShinyPinkEELSwithShoesOn]

Seriously- am still laughing!

[Pan]

misi - serious. I do mean serious. Thank you.

[zippitippitoes]

i do seem to have a reasonable success rate with the phone but i didnt realise how important it was

[zippitippitoes]

how old is as you get older

[MatNanPlus]

Fab, ah the crud will not look at fred in quite the same way again when i see it next