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How do you tell your partner that you don't like their sexual experiments?

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dontgothere Sun 03-Aug-08 19:40:15

Hi. My girlfriend has told me about this site, I'm not sure if she uses it much, i don't think so. But my problem is that she thinks I am into something that I'm not.

when we met I suggested we experiment a lot. She said she'd like to put things into my bottom. It was ok at first but now I'm fed up of it however she is under the impression that I love it. last night she put a stick of celery there, and i know that sounds funny, but a bit of it snapped off and for hours afterwards it really hurt. She did manage to get it out in the end but that was the last straw. I think she gets more out of it than I do. How do I tell her that I'm just not interested. I don't think there is a future for us anymore anyway.

BBBee Sun 03-Aug-08 19:43:17

have you told her not to put things in your bottom?

dontgothere Sun 03-Aug-08 19:44:30

Hello BBBee and thanks for replying. I have hinted but she has convinced herself that I love it, before she even lets me touch her we have to go through this and last night was just the last straw.

nickytwotimes Sun 03-Aug-08 19:44:50

just tell her you find it uncomfortable.
If you can't communicate, you are in trouble!

sherby Sun 03-Aug-08 19:45:49

i dont think hinting is going to work

S P E L L it out for her

stop putting things in my bum woman should do it

CaptFabioHiltsCatInTheCooler Sun 03-Aug-08 19:48:34

Celery?
Is she trying to make some dastardly arse-casserole?

HumphreyPillow Sun 03-Aug-08 19:48:58

Soooo, are you're the same troll poster from earlier, or is the passion for arsecelery spreading like wildfire?

It's just that the first thread didn't really get much attention did it, so perhaps you thought you'd try again?

zippitippitoes Sun 03-Aug-08 19:50:19

well i find it hard to imagine holding back if its something you dont want

my bf poured some cold water over me when we camping last week

my instinctive response was

fffuck you j

i did laugh but i dont think he has the idea he should do it again

so try that

DaDaDa Sun 03-Aug-08 19:51:19

I'm not really into such crudites myself.

dontgothere Sun 03-Aug-08 19:51:28

What's a troll? I thought that was a little goblin.

Over the past months I've had everything from carrots to bananas up there and I'm fed up of it now. It's not nice having a piece of celery stuck up your bottom. It's over.

HumphreyPillow Sun 03-Aug-08 19:52:01

it's a family affair

Hecate Sun 03-Aug-08 19:52:37

dadada, <groan> I cannot believe you just typed that!

DaDaDa Sun 03-Aug-08 19:53:59

Aythangyu. I'm here all week. grin

CaptFabioHiltsCatInTheCooler Sun 03-Aug-08 19:54:08

I suspect she's a 10/10er, and has misunderstood the premise of the thread. Or she's combining vegetables and exercise, two birds and all that...

Hecate Sun 03-Aug-08 19:55:28

You know what I think you should do, OP? I think you should tell your oh that you will accept anything she offers on condition that prior to each insertion, she offers up her own arse to accommodate this It's only fair, imo.

dontgothere Sun 03-Aug-08 19:56:06

Oh my God! She's posted! She actually thinks I can't perform unless I have these things up my ass. Stupid bitch. If you are reading this, you are dumped you psychotic cow!

BBBee Sun 03-Aug-08 19:56:17

buy her some houmous?

Hecate Sun 03-Aug-08 19:57:21

I would throw tomatoes at you, Da, but the op has them...

TheRealMrsOsborne Sun 03-Aug-08 19:57:51

This just gets better and better grin

GordonTheGopher Sun 03-Aug-08 19:58:19

grin

TheRealMrsOsborne Sun 03-Aug-08 19:59:32

I killed the last thread with talk of a hamster blush

lou33 Sun 03-Aug-08 19:59:35

lol hecate

i was once asked by a guy if he could use a speculum on me

i said only if i could use it on his arse

he never asked again

Puppie Sun 03-Aug-08 20:00:42

seriously will someone please tell me what trolls are (with regards to MN)???

DaDaDa Sun 03-Aug-08 20:01:22

Ugh Lou, that puts me in mind of that grim film with Jeremy Irons as creepy twin gynaecologists.

zippitippitoes Sun 03-Aug-08 20:01:55

i have a sort of dads army vision here

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