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Are there any porn films I can watch which my wife may also appreciate?

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Caterkiller · 13/01/2008 20:36

Is there any porn out there aimed at couples? What I am talking about is fairly straight-down the line stuff which most definitely does not end in a spit-roast between two mustachioed electricians style thing. I mean "Erotica". Not wall to wall knobs, knackers, BJs and hilariously fake breasts. Any suggestions?

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lucyellensmum · 13/01/2008 21:24

oh, that rules it all out doesnt it! I like to watch porn for the close ups . I think it is incredably hit and miss. If i am turned on, it turns me on, if i am not, it just makes me piss myself laughing!

What does your wife like to do? Its ok, you dont have to answer that, but if you based it on that and went and asked in one of the bigger sex shops or browsed on line for something specific im sure you would find it.

Either that or let her chose!

Personally i prefer erotic fiction, but it has to be good. So that is few and far between too. Often a sexually loaded story line with only limited graffics can be more of a turn on

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muppetgirl · 13/01/2008 21:28

One that circulated around my friends at Uni had a woman called 'Holly Bush' and she was THE MOST hairy woman you were likely to meet. Made by the wonderful 'Ben Dover'

Quality.

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sleepycat · 13/01/2008 21:31

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Bouncingturtle · 13/01/2008 21:32

Secretary was a great film!

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SpawnChorus · 13/01/2008 21:33

Oh yes... Secretary is good.

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lucyellensmum · 13/01/2008 21:34

Secretary was on film4 the other night. I think it has a highly erotic subtext and i think it is actually an amazingly clever film. But i guess it wouldnt float everyone's boat. Did mine though

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lou33 · 13/01/2008 21:35

andrew blake films?

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OverMyDeadBody · 13/01/2008 21:36

here ya go

Don't worry, it's just a link to a list of films, not an actual porn clip!

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Showmeheaven · 14/01/2008 20:17

What about erotic dvd's from Ann Summers ...? Would they be aimed at the ladies ? I keep meaning to buy one myself, but haven't plucked up the courage to walk through the door

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Grrlscout · 16/01/2008 17:22

It's an American site, but have you heard of Good Vibrations?

It's the online part of a shop in San Francisco owned and staffed by women. Not coy, but it also doesn't have that eeewww sleazy anorak kind of feeling.

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OskarLaTrey · 19/05/2008 13:25

Pirates XXX is pretty good fun. Big-budget (for a porn film) and silly, and very couples-friendly.

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emmabemmasmom · 19/05/2008 13:33

My DH and I have Lovefilm delivered to the house. We also had this issue so we sat together and picked things he liked and things I liked...and watched them together. It was nice to be watch new things and see what he was into and for him to see what I was into.

I must admit some nights were just full of laughs as they can get very stupid...but some nights were...

So maybe Lovefilm and pick things together?

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wishfort · 04/06/2008 10:37

What an interesting thread. There's nothing like Ann Summers in Oz, just a barn called Sexyland on the way to the airport. Impossible to imagine just slipping in; fnarr, fnarr.

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Twinkie1 · 04/06/2008 10:43

DH recently expressed an interest in watching something a bit 'different' - so being the good dutiful wife I did a bit of research and have ordered him some films directed by a guy called Tinto Brass (Fnar fnar!) - they are supposed to be quite humourous and show only normal sized women without shaven bits and fake boobs and it said on AMzon that they are the things that you could watch 'togever'!!!!

They are though still in the cellophane because I fear that I will have to be inebriated to the point of collapse before I can bring myself to watch them!

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SilkySilky · 04/12/2010 20:56

So 2 and a half years on from OP,
can I ask how the research is going.... :)

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mrscynical · 06/12/2010 18:25

The Tinto Brass films are erotic, voyeuristic and tasteful in my opinion. Hope the OP took Twinkie1's advice.

Could be why we've not heard anything!

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K12Mom · 27/12/2010 10:40

Anna Span. She makes those kinds of movies for women. But they are good for men, too.

www.annaspansdiary.com/

Sorry, I am in the Middle East, so can't use the 'P' word!

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Binfullofmaggotsonthe45 · 02/01/2011 00:53

I would avoid any of that erotica stuff I.e the sex without sex.

30 minutes of a woman rubbing her fanjo through the top of her nylon white lace knicks is not only extremely tedious but also makes me sit there wondering how long it will be before she has thrush Blush

My husband has lots of porn being ex forces it is handed round frequently.

Big turnoffs for me are anything with Rocco, donkeypunch - the x rated one and anything where the loud carpets curtains or glass platform shoes/lacey socks combo distracts from the sex.

Oh and anyone where oral begins with the man gobbling on the womans' lady garden. Hmm

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