Maybe this should be in Behaviour/Development......

[Pan]

at last a sensible response to a messy problem for all parents of teenage boys.

[TheArmadillo]

"Ms Robison said: "We want to make binge-wanking as socially unacceptable as drinking blood or setting fire to children."

"But medical evidence shows that any self-pleasuring by those under 18 is certain to lead to blindness and ugly disfigurement before the onset of middle age, while binge-wanking will lead to total derangement within months."

"Roy Hobbs, A&E consultant at Glasgow's Victoria Infirmary, said: "If Channel 4 shows another Kylie special we will simply not be able to cope."




That is one of the funniest things I have read in a long time.

[EricL]

I agree with the article. Binge wanking is definately not the way.

We need to see a return to more old-fashioned values and stop gorging ourselves on the excesses of modern living.

A gentle five-knuckle-shuffle once a day under the sheets should be more than plenty for these whippersnappers.

[TheArmadillo]

Rofl at Eric

[Daddster]

Did you see the news about the teenager who stopped masturbating long enough to save his family from a fire?

What a hero.

[EricL]

That reminds me of a customer i once had called Mr Onions. He used to get annoyed when you said it the normal way and insisted you pronounced it like 'oh-nigh-ons'.

Twat.