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UnquietDad Sat 01-Sep-07 10:57:36

for this

Anything involving the words "fag" and "hag" will be disqualified as too obvious...

themildmanneredjanitor Sat 01-Sep-07 10:58:30

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

MamaG Sat 01-Sep-07 10:59:23

Betty and Susan were thrilled with their new vibrator

zippitippitoes Sat 01-Sep-07 11:02:08

they never grew out of wanting the biggest pencil case

MyTwopenceworth Sat 01-Sep-07 11:02:35

When Ann Summers unveiled their latest product, Unilever PLC's shares rocketed as vaseline began to fly off the shelves.

UnquietDad Sat 01-Sep-07 14:39:11

How about "does this belong to the Great Clunking Fist?"

MyTwopenceworth Sat 01-Sep-07 14:42:48

After John Wayne's body was exhumed, the reason for his peculiar gait became clear.

EricL Sat 01-Sep-07 20:50:47

Labour surprise everybody by agreeing to sponsor Tampax's new XXXXXXL range designed to cater for the growing obesity epidemic.

Rhubarb Sat 01-Sep-07 20:56:35

But they never inhaled!


Charles Kennedy smuggled into party disguised as cigarette.

EricL Sat 01-Sep-07 21:45:16

Labour explains why its MP's are taking longer fag breaks than the other parties.

They still don't inhale though.

EricL Sat 01-Sep-07 21:46:56

The ultimate Saturday night in -

two female politicans and a ridiculously large fag.

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