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if you fart when you laugh really hard or bend down to pick something up, does that mean you're getting old?

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DaddyCool · 31/08/2007 15:17

does it?

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cornsilk · 31/08/2007 15:18

Yes.

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JeremyVile · 31/08/2007 15:18

It means you've been over doing it with the butt plug.

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DaddyCool · 31/08/2007 15:18

wtf is a butt plug?

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JeremyVile · 31/08/2007 15:20

OH, ok in your case its definitely age

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DaddyCool · 31/08/2007 15:21

dab nab it, watch it there sonny

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BigGitDad · 31/08/2007 15:25

Does the butt plug fire out like a lethal weapon?
Nice to see you back Daddycool, are you back in the (USSR) Uk now?

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DaddyCool · 31/08/2007 15:30

yes. i came back end of June, got a job beginning of August, just had an offer accepted on a house and we're moving in end of Sept, ds starts reception this sept. It's all go.

we're living with in-laws right now. it's very cozy indeed. a few farts whilst laughing and bending over have been enjoyed by all.

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totaleclipse · 31/08/2007 15:31

dt1 (3.8) is always farting when she laughs or bends over, she thinks its hystrical

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BigGitDad · 31/08/2007 15:39

I think the in laws being older have an unfair advantage over you and the wife on the farting front.
My mum is a class act on that front much to Mrs BGD's distress. Our recent beach holiday with the Gran's was a classic on my mums part....

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EricL · 31/08/2007 16:37

I think the milestone is when you make a noise of any sort when you bend over.

Either from your sphincter or a gentle 'aaaaoooooffffff' from the mouth.

Very dangerous. Soon you'll be looking at those trollies on wheels and remarking what a good idea they would be. Buying shoes for comfort value rather than style. Leafing through those magazines you get with the Sunday papaer and thinking 'how have i managed without that'. Spend an inordinate amount of time 'pottering about'. Actually know how to potter about. Going down the pub by yourself for one pint and to read the paper.

It's a slippery slope from here mate. Get off while you still can.

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NomDePlumeIsIrrationallyAngry · 31/08/2007 16:38

I always trump when I laugh. I can't help it.

I am not old

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EricL · 31/08/2007 16:41

Well i suppose it's better than leaking when you laugh.

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NomDePlumeIsIrrationallyAngry · 31/08/2007 16:43

I don;t do that.

Trampolines though.......

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