Chaps, is this what you guys want???

[whomovedmychocolate]

I can't help thinking the porn loo roll is a good idea

[Saturn74]

for the man who has everything?

[EricL]

Who needs porn when we all have beautiful women at home to satisfy our every desire?

[Saturn74]

ooh, good answer!
Take the sceptical face away, and you'd get 10 out of 10!

[Kevlarhead]

Uhh... yeah. For the overly masculinised man who uses his brain once a day.

Personally, I speculated about where the laser condom's power would come from. How big a battery are we talking? Is there a battery? Will there be wires? Will they be painful? Are they thinking of a dynamo to power it? Mains power? Why not just have sex with the light on? Or am I getting too kinky?

[Kevlarhead]

That and worrying about having a laser pointer jammed into your urethra would pretty much kill the moment.