Why do people get married?

[SensitiveOldAgeGuy]

Well?

I was for 40 years, now widowed. It was 15/16ths good.

People want me to do monogamous couple again.

I have done that I tell them. I'd like to do something different.

[Notsandwiches]

Goodness knows. Wouldn't do it again.

[TisMeTheLadFromTheBar]

Each to their own.