Whose tampon is this?

[BreakingDad77]

So come home with ds and there is a tampon left in bathroom, I know it's not wife's as she doesn't use them, she has had two female friends over in day after dropping respective kids at school till lunchtime. (They also both have keys to our house) and both claim its not theirs so now wife thinks I have had someone over WWYD?

[bruffian]

Huh?

[Whatslovegottodo]

I can't believe you would ask your wife's friends if it is their tampon .
You both sound paranoid.

[temporaryfiles]

Your wife suspects you are bringing OW to the house?

[AssassinatedBeauty]

She's being very paranoid over this, when it's likely to be one of her friends who is too mortified to admit it having been directly asked. Who asks people if they've left a tampon??!!

Why is the first assumption that you must be having an affair? It sounds like you have massive trust issues which are actually the problem here.

[AvianCatcher]

A used tampon? A tampon in a packet?

Do you have DDs?

Women aren't "mortified" about tampons. They're just ramping

[AvianCatcher]

*tampons

[BreakingDad77]

It started this morning as dp picked it up and I joked with dp who came home late last night as ds pointed to it asking what's that. Later in day dp is saying its not her friends so have I had someone over!

[temporaryfiles]

...have you?

[DearMrDilkington]

I'm confused. Is it a used tampon or is it a tampon still in the wrapper?

[BreakingDad77]

Ds picked it up, auto-correct! It was a new one in wrapper.

[Phosphorus]

Jesus Christ. You all sound ridiculous.

Your friends must be agog.

[BreakingDad77]

Literally no one came to the house

[BreakingDad77]

Only woman in house is dw.

[Maudlinmaud]

What a mystery.

[DearMrDilkington]

Ah, I see. Very strange.. maybe you have a ghost.

[Ceebs85]

You all sound bonkers!

[BluebellsareBlue]

I've had one fall out of my pocket before, actually I've dropped loads as I've usually got an emergency one in each jacket and bag. Could be something as simple as that. Find out the brand and who uses that brand

[Maudlinmaud]

Yes I have heard of ghosts who leave tampons. Get an exorcist

[Argeles]

How old is your ds?

Has he had a girl visit the house?

[DearMrDilkington]

....

[HateSummer]

Tampon ghost 😂😂😂

[Pannnn]

Most entertaining thread in DN since Sexual Technics.

[ijustwannadance]

I want to know why her 2 mates have keys to your house? Why would they need to be there if she isn't?

[Redsippycup]

Has ds had a friend over? It's not wildly unusual for a girl's periods to start at 8 for instance.

Or has it maybe been in there a while from a previous visitor and only just been 'discovered'?

Can't believe I'm engaging with this - it's just....weird...

[Maudlinmaud]

I can understand people scepticism on this subject and it's early days in paranormal research but women's San pro ghosts are real.