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Whose tampon is this?

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BreakingDad77 Tue 13-Jun-17 13:08:48

So come home with ds and there is a tampon left in bathroom, I know it's not wife's as she doesn't use them, she has had two female friends over in day after dropping respective kids at school till lunchtime. (They also both have keys to our house) and both claim its not theirs so now wife thinks I have had someone over WWYD?

bruffian Tue 13-Jun-17 13:10:27


Whatslovegottodo Tue 13-Jun-17 13:11:46

I can't believe you would ask your wife's friends if it is their tampon confused.
You both sound paranoid.

temporaryfiles Tue 13-Jun-17 13:14:06

Your wife suspects you are bringing OW to the house?

AssassinatedBeauty Tue 13-Jun-17 13:22:47

She's being very paranoid over this, when it's likely to be one of her friends who is too mortified to admit it having been directly asked. Who asks people if they've left a tampon??!!

Why is the first assumption that you must be having an affair? It sounds like you have massive trust issues which are actually the problem here.

AvianCatcher Tue 13-Jun-17 13:24:44

A used tampon? A tampon in a packet?

Do you have DDs?

Women aren't "mortified" about tampons. They're just ramping

AvianCatcher Tue 13-Jun-17 13:25:01


BreakingDad77 Tue 13-Jun-17 13:26:13

It started this morning as dp picked it up and I joked with dp who came home late last night as ds pointed to it asking what's that. Later in day dp is saying its not her friends so have I had someone over!

temporaryfiles Tue 13-Jun-17 13:27:07

...have you?


DearMrDilkington Tue 13-Jun-17 13:27:07

I'm confused. Is it a used tampon or is it a tampon still in the wrapper?

BreakingDad77 Tue 13-Jun-17 13:27:15

Ds picked it up, auto-correct! It was a new one in wrapper.

Phosphorus Tue 13-Jun-17 13:27:52

Jesus Christ. You all sound ridiculous.

Your friends must be agog.

BreakingDad77 Tue 13-Jun-17 13:28:16

Literally no one came to the house

BreakingDad77 Tue 13-Jun-17 13:28:57

Only woman in house is dw.

Maudlinmaud Tue 13-Jun-17 13:29:23

What a mystery.

DearMrDilkington Tue 13-Jun-17 13:29:56

Ah, I see. Very strange.. maybe you have a ghost.

Ceebs85 Tue 13-Jun-17 13:30:18

You all sound bonkers!

BluebellsareBlue Tue 13-Jun-17 13:30:37

I've had one fall out of my pocket before, actually I've dropped loads as I've usually got an emergency one in each jacket and bag. Could be something as simple as that. Find out the brand and who uses that brand

Maudlinmaud Tue 13-Jun-17 13:31:05

Yes I have heard of ghosts who leave tampons. Get an exorcist

Argeles Tue 13-Jun-17 13:33:42

How old is your ds?

Has he had a girl visit the house?

DearMrDilkington Tue 13-Jun-17 13:34:31


HateSummer Tue 13-Jun-17 13:35:48

Tampon ghost 😂😂😂

Pannnn Tue 13-Jun-17 13:37:08

Most entertaining thread in DN since Sexual Technics.

ijustwannadance Tue 13-Jun-17 13:37:42

I want to know why her 2 mates have keys to your house? Why would they need to be there if she isn't?

Redsippycup Tue 13-Jun-17 13:38:28

Has ds had a friend over? It's not wildly unusual for a girl's periods to start at 8 for instance.

Or has it maybe been in there a while from a previous visitor and only just been 'discovered'?

Can't believe I'm engaging with this - it's just....weird...

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