fgs my wife has just shaved her pubes with my hair clippers

[Alan]

i am thinking of leaving her tbh, she is like this all the time

[WelshBoris]

better than with a lawn mower

[foxinsocks]

does she smell a bit cheesy?

[Dior]

Message withdrawn

[Blu]

Don't worry.
It will grow back.

[bramblina]

Is she blue down there?

[mumfor1standfinaltime]

Never thought of that, good idea! Now where did he leave them...

[MikeHunt]

thing is I'm sure she just did it for you mate

[popsycal]

nice name mike...

[IsaacHunt]

Hey Mike! Fancy seeing you here.

[LadyTamba]

Hair clippers dont really do a good job you know....

[bubblez]

at least she didn't use your nose clippers

[Beauregard]

Beard trimmers work

[CADS]

You use your hair clippers on your hair!?

In our house it is strictly for private areas, thought that was what they were for.

Gosh, you really do learn something new everyday.

[bubblez]

did she leave the pubes in there??.. cos that really would be grounds for divorce...

[Nathanmum]

Did she shape it like a heart?

[CarlK]

if i was you mate I'd use her eyelash curlers to style your pubes that'll show her

[jackthelad]

Phwoar! - what are you complaining about mate? She sounds like she's up for it tonight - wahey!

[jackthelad]

Mind you, I haven't seen yer missus mate. Let herself go a bit has she?

[CarlK]

Y'know this reminds me of the stoning scene in life of brian

[MisterManManly]

[DontTellTheWife]

DW showed me this thread. I've left 47 pairs of clippers scattered liberally around the house in the hope that she takes the hint.

[jackthelad]

So did you 'ave her good and proper last night then?

[Harold]

Did she give herself a number one or a number two?

[JellyNump]

Well maybe you'd like to try using her wax instead of hair clippers, so you can have a sort of role reversal!?!?!?!?!

[HappyDaddy]

Are there actually any men in the Men's Room?