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fgs my wife has just shaved her pubes with my hair clippers

(43 Posts)
Alan Wed 05-Jul-06 19:57:00

i am thinking of leaving her tbh, she is like this all the time

WelshBoris Wed 05-Jul-06 19:57:36

better than with a lawn mower

foxinsocks Wed 05-Jul-06 19:57:52

does she smell a bit cheesy?

Dior Wed 05-Jul-06 19:58:25

Message withdrawn

Blu Wed 05-Jul-06 19:58:26

Don't worry.
It will grow back.

bramblina Wed 05-Jul-06 19:58:35

Is she blue down there?

mumfor1standfinaltime Wed 05-Jul-06 19:59:00

Never thought of that, good idea! Now where did he leave them...

MikeHunt Wed 05-Jul-06 19:59:07

thing is I'm sure she just did it for you mate

popsycal Wed 05-Jul-06 20:03:34

nice name mike...

IsaacHunt Wed 05-Jul-06 20:05:37

Hey Mike! Fancy seeing you here.

LadyTamba Wed 05-Jul-06 20:14:47

Hair clippers dont really do a good job you know....

bubblez Wed 05-Jul-06 20:15:21

at least she didn't use your nose clippers

Beauregard Wed 05-Jul-06 20:16:24

Beard trimmers work

CADS Wed 05-Jul-06 20:19:03

You use your hair clippers on your hair!?

In our house it is strictly for private areas, thought that was what they were for.

Gosh, you really do learn something new everyday.

bubblez Wed 05-Jul-06 20:23:11

did she leave the pubes in there??.. cos that really would be grounds for divorce...

Nathanmum Wed 05-Jul-06 20:29:09

Did she shape it like a heart?

CarlK Wed 05-Jul-06 22:15:06

if i was you mate I'd use her eyelash curlers to style your pubes that'll show her

jackthelad Wed 05-Jul-06 22:31:42

Phwoar! - what are you complaining about mate? She sounds like she's up for it tonight - wahey!

jackthelad Wed 05-Jul-06 22:32:48

Mind you, I haven't seen yer missus mate. Let herself go a bit has she?

CarlK Wed 05-Jul-06 22:36:22

Y'know this reminds me of the stoning scene in life of brian

MisterManManly Wed 05-Jul-06 22:42:03

<coughs and drops voice an octave>

DontTellTheWife Wed 05-Jul-06 22:57:54

DW showed me this thread. I've left 47 pairs of clippers scattered liberally around the house in the hope that she takes the hint.

jackthelad Thu 06-Jul-06 23:48:22

So did you 'ave her good and proper last night then?

Harold Thu 06-Jul-06 23:57:20

Did she give herself a number one or a number two?

JellyNump Fri 07-Jul-06 01:08:26

Well maybe you'd like to try using her wax instead of hair clippers, so you can have a sort of role reversal!?!?!?!?!

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