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Lady free thread for those scary times!

(34 Posts)
TiggyD Mon 26-Aug-13 20:14:11

Come in and relax. There's big squashy leather sofas, a variety of games consoles, a drinks fridge, bottomless bowls of crisps (Frazzles, ridged ones and nachos), paintings of trains, boats and cars, and everything is black/white or chrome.

HoneyDragon Mon 26-Aug-13 21:43:32

Need rawlplugs
Shops shut

<<secretly cheers up at prospect of having excuse to look in screw fix catalogue>>

<<and trip to Lidl to look in square of shit for bargain brackets>>

DeathByTray Mon 26-Aug-13 21:47:35

<takes off socks & throws behind sofa>

SigmundFraude Mon 26-Aug-13 21:48:44

I could tell you the shelf is level, you could put it up and then I can tell you that, actually, it's skewiff.

HoneyDragon Mon 26-Aug-13 21:54:07


StephenFrySaidSo Mon 26-Aug-13 21:58:10


I could set a plant on it to test out your work while you've nipped down to the toolbox to get some adhesivey sort of stuff and you could come back up and find the shelf and most of the wall plaster on the floor, interspersed with soil and plant pot smile

HoneyDragon Mon 26-Aug-13 22:03:16

hmm hmm

StephenFrySaidSo Mon 26-Aug-13 22:04:43

i'll get my coat grin

WafflyVersatile Mon 26-Aug-13 22:05:10

[throws a few scatter cushions around the place]

There, that's better. I'm stunned you didn't think to buy some yourself.

Anyway. I'll away and let you boys talk about football and fondle your crotches now.

CoffeeandScones Tue 27-Aug-13 06:49:21

Thankfully being a man I've managed to be blissfully unaware of all the attempted DIY and scatter cushionness.

But I can't find the XBox controller. Anyone?

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