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I always knew Michael Flatley was a dodgy geezer

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MitzyLeFrouf Thu 19-Jan-17 14:24:30

And now he’s confirmed it by agreeing to jig about at Trump’s inauguration ball. Michael must have been way down the list to only have got the call this week. I’d say below Rod, Jane, and Freddy but ahead of Bosco.

The only way I could be persuaded to jig about for that man if I’d just trampled in dog shit and I was able to jig about on his fluffy hair.

Well, may the campy power of his humble Eurovision origins smite Michael down. May his shoes blister and the arse of his pants rip when he's doing a particularly high kick to a fiddle-de-di moment.

I bet Jean Butler always thought he was a complete arsehole.

Foldedtshirt Thu 19-Jan-17 14:26:17

The only way I could be persuaded to jig about for that man if I’d just trampled in dog shit and I was able to jig about on his fluffy hair.
😂 That is all.

ShelaghTurner Thu 19-Jan-17 14:34:59

gringringrin

MrsDustyBusty Thu 19-Jan-17 17:15:06

Well I hope it all stays fine for him.

hollyisalovelyname Thu 19-Jan-17 17:16:34

Mitzy are you Mario Rosenstock ?
😂😂😂

hollyisalovelyname Thu 19-Jan-17 19:04:17

I just heard there might be a fight between them ( DT and MF ) over the bronzer.
grin

MitzyLeFrouf Thu 19-Jan-17 23:48:47

I could imagine it getting very heated if either Flatley or Trump thought the other looked fluffier of hair or more alluringly orange than the other. Two obese egos right there!

MitzyLeFrouf Thu 19-Jan-17 23:50:58

Ah MrsDusty you are a much more magnanimous soul than I am. Because I hope Flatley puts his back out and that Trump gets a severe dose of the squirts after eating a dodgy oyster.

TKRedLemonade Thu 19-Jan-17 23:53:31

Jean Butler apparently couldn't stand Michael Flatley. Hated him. Not surprised he agreed though he is such a twat.

TheSpottedZebra Thu 19-Jan-17 23:57:22

There is a story about him in today's popbitch mailout:

"A very glamorous friend of mine was in the Met Bar a few years back and Michael Flatley sent one of his henchmen over to ask if she would like a drink. She politely declined. The henchmen returned minutes later to try and re-persuade her but, again, she declined.
After a few minutes, the exasperated henchmen turned to her and said in tones of outrage 'But he is the Lord of the Dance!'"

BoreOfWhabylon Fri 20-Jan-17 00:03:10

Trump - Flatley emails grin

Must say, the Donald does seem very taken with bare-chested men. First Putin, now Flatley....

Whosafraidofabigduckfart Fri 20-Jan-17 00:06:52

I remember 'chandler' in friends having nightmares about Michael Flatley

If you search for gift grub and Michael flately on you tube - you can listen to some of the hilarious sketches and begorra they're fun

Redactio Fri 20-Jan-17 00:14:44

Circa 62 million people voted for Donald Trump, at least one of them must be a better dancer than Flatley.
But I guess that this thread is really about ignoring, or ridiculing the votes of those 62 million people.

jasonapple Fri 20-Jan-17 00:16:12

He's the Irish Gary Barlow. Does he pay his taxes?

MitzyLeFrouf Fri 20-Jan-17 00:20:50

'But I guess that this thread is really about ignoring, or ridiculing the votes of those 62 million people.'

No that will be a separate thread. 62 million threads in fact, one each so no one feels left out. This thread is purely for ridiculing the King of the Prance.

Lucked Fri 20-Jan-17 00:21:45

I thought he was retired, I wonder if he is still in shape?, he must be pushing 60 too.

The whole inauguration is going to be so awful and cringeworthy that I think he is a perfect fit.

MitzyLeFrouf Fri 20-Jan-17 00:23:46

'After a few minutes, the exasperated henchmen turned to her and said in tones of outrage 'But he is the Lord of the Dance!'"

😂

He fancied himself as quite the lothario at one stage, was mad for the buxom blonde beauties. I'd say his poor brain was a bit befuddled if a woman ever spurned his advances.

jasonapple Fri 20-Jan-17 00:24:07

Stavros Flatley would have been far more entertaining.

TheMysteriousJackelope Fri 20-Jan-17 00:26:40

Redactio Why would anyone want to pay any more attention to the votes of the 62 million people who voted for Trump than Trump wants to pay to the votes of the 65 million people who voted for Clinton?

This thread seems to be more about having a go at Michael Flatley than anything else. I don't think the 62 million were voting to have him perform at the inauguration. It didn't appear as part of the Trump campaign promises anyway.

Whosafraidofabigduckfart Fri 20-Jan-17 00:28:38

Yes, Remember that batwing shirt, mullet and baby oil - what a mix 😄😄😄😄 back in the day.

His mother died very recently too.

Whosafraidofabigduckfart Fri 20-Jan-17 00:32:29

Kayne west wasn't asked to perform, even though he's friends -
Apparently the line up is going to be 'traditionally and typically American' according to Tom Barrack - the head of the Trump inauguration commitee

MitzyLeFrouf Fri 20-Jan-17 00:34:07

That photo! 😱😱😱

Please excuse me while I go pour battery acid in my eyes...

CondensedMilkSarnies Fri 20-Jan-17 00:37:36

I thought Fatley was too ill to dance any more. Hope he doesn't stand too close to Flump - their hair would stick together like Velcro .

MitzyLeFrouf Fri 20-Jan-17 00:37:50

'Apparently the line up is going to be 'traditionally and typically American'

Depressingly enough that phrase doesn't even surprise me.

Oh of course they can't have any African American performers. The alt right neo Nazis that Trump toadies up to wouldn't approve.

Whosafraidofabigduckfart Fri 20-Jan-17 00:38:15

Maybe he's filling in for the missing Rockettes 😄

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