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Why are all the Covid conspiracy theory’s coming true?

620 replies

sunnnysideup · 21/06/2021 22:24

Honest question?

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SilenceOfTheNaans · 21/06/2021 22:25

Such as?

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Mrgrinch · 21/06/2021 22:25

You might want to elaborate?

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LawnFever · 21/06/2021 22:25

What conspiracy has come true? Confused

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DdraigGoch · 21/06/2021 22:51

I'm still waiting for a better mobile signal.

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ineedaholidaynow · 21/06/2021 22:52

Does that mean I have a chip in me?

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NeverMetANiceOne · 21/06/2021 22:52

I've not become magnetic yet so not all of them

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Midnightballerina · 21/06/2021 22:52

Like what?

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HeddaGarbled · 21/06/2021 22:53

Honest answer: “bollocks”.

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dementedpixie · 21/06/2021 22:53

I have no idea what you're talking about

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CassandraTrotter · 21/06/2021 22:55

I agree, op! I'm sick of bill gates following me now.

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MissConductUS · 21/06/2021 22:56

Bill Gates, is that you? What's the real story with you and Melinda?

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Youngatheart00 · 21/06/2021 22:57

Oh dear god not another one

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AllThatFancyPaintsAsFair · 21/06/2021 22:57

Give us say 3 to get going while you make a list of the others then, come on we're raring to go!

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Cheeseycheeseycheesecheese · 21/06/2021 22:58

For example....?

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yeOldeTrout · 21/06/2021 23:00

False Advertising (conspiracy theories are)

Bill Gates is not whispering in my ear. Most disappointing to miss out on those sexy tones. #sarcasm

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FloraFauna27 · 21/06/2021 23:04

You’re totally right. I had the Pfizer vaccination and now when I hiccough, I make the Windows start up sound Sad

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EndoplasmicReticulum · 21/06/2021 23:06

I had the AZ jab and now all my sentences end in a question?

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vodkaredbullgirl · 21/06/2021 23:08

My chip is working.

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Blindleadingtheblind · 21/06/2021 23:09

I can communicate wirelessly using nothing but my brain. Read my mind OP 😂

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Madhairday · 21/06/2021 23:09

@FloraFauna27

You’re totally right. I had the Pfizer vaccination and now when I hiccough, I make the Windows start up sound Sad

They put the windows 7 chip in you? You were short-changed. I have the win 10 version and my hiccoughs are silent. Though my farts are basically that error noise you get when you try and do something and Computer Says No.
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AliceLivesHere · 21/06/2021 23:09

Ah you mean the chip that makes you magnetic so that coins stick to you and the 5G bit helps with mobile signal.... no idea but so pleased 'those' were correct! I mean when I drop change I no longer have to bend over to pick up. Saves a fortune in data costs, it's all free now.

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AliceLivesHere · 21/06/2021 23:11

@CassandraTrotter

I agree, op! I'm sick of bill gates following me now.

Me too, no wonder his wife divorced him the perv following us all around. I have to make sure I always wear my best undies now.
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Justmuddlingalong · 21/06/2021 23:11

My brain seems to buffer constantly. 🤔 I am perimenopausal though.

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AliceLivesHere · 21/06/2021 23:11

@sunnnysideup

Come on?

Help us out a bit here?

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Sweettea1 · 21/06/2021 23:12

Yep some1 from government phoned me today asking why I had been shopping twice this week I thought that was strange. I guess their just keeping tabs on me through the chip they put in my arm.

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