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Start using Mumsnet PremiumPress Conference today Friday 15th Jan
(230 Posts)The main man will be on stage around 5 pm.
Backing vocals provided by Whitty and Valance!
Enjoy
Who's on drums?
I had an image of Robert Palmer doing Addicted to Love there
What's on today's playlist?
Is anything new being trailed in the usual places?
Who's on drums?
Boris.
Banging his fist - "Stay Home" - thump. "Jabs in arms" - thump thump.
"R Rate going in the right direction" - thump, thump, thump". And repeat.
Getting the glow sticks primed. Woop woop.
Was this planned do you know?
Don't know if it was planned, just came up on BBC news feed.
"Alas, its all gone tits up!!"
What now.
Probably about the 2 Brazilian variants
I'll be ready with the at 5 for Whitty
Following the science
Next slide please.
We are at a crucial moment
These are on daily now aren’t they?
Oh bollocks what now?
This was already scheduled, wasn't it? So no cause for alarm - probably!
DayBath
Oh bollocks what now?
Don't worry. 5pm is always the waffly good news one. It's the 8pms we have to worry about.
Wow!
Speculates wildly
Panics
Speculates wildly
Oh, was that it?
No, they haven't been on daily, the last one was earlier in the week with Patel.
Boris Buzzword Bingo
Alack
Alas
Etc etc
What else does he say?🤷🏼♀️
Next slide please
ACT LIKE YOU HAVE COVID-19!!! and throughly enjoy your last days on earth.
SophieB100
Who's on drums?
Boris.
Banging his fist - "Stay Home" - thump. "Jabs in arms" - thump thump.
"R Rate going in the right direction" - thump, thump, thump". And repeat.
Is there not a Tik Tok dance yet?
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