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Boris is being unfurloughed for tonight's briefing

(298 Posts)
ssd Sun 24-May-20 16:19:13

Should be interesting.

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babbi Sun 24-May-20 16:23:05

😂😂 that made me laugh

Cantdecidewhich Sun 24-May-20 16:27:10

That tickled me 😅

Smileyoriley Sun 24-May-20 16:32:51

Love it. I don’t think he’s earned his 80% though!

Blennyfish Sun 24-May-20 16:35:13

Ha that made me laugh out loud too. Fool of a bloke. He must be gutted he pushed for this gig now.

TwentyViginti Sun 24-May-20 16:45:35

Can't wait for the waffling to begin!

ssd Sun 24-May-20 16:48:35

Bet old bojo is having a stiff drink

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doubleshotespresso Sun 24-May-20 16:48:47

I'm hoping for nothing less than
"This afternoon have accepted the resignation of DC".

Surely that's the Bly reason he's bother you escape his fridge? 🤷🏼‍♀️

doubleshotespresso Sun 24-May-20 16:49:15

Terrible typos apologies

bloodyhellsbellsx Sun 24-May-20 16:49:54

😂😂 I’m sat with wine in hand eagerly awaiting what the old boy has to say!

Samtsirch Sun 24-May-20 16:50:48

Do you know what time it is on?

PerditaProvokesEnmity Sun 24-May-20 16:51:00

OED's Word of the Day, today.

doubleshotespresso Sun 24-May-20 16:51:18

I'm hoping for nothing less than

"This afternoon I've accepted the resignation of DC"

There's got to be a reason he's escaping his fridge surely?

Angeldust747 Sun 24-May-20 16:51:29

On at 5

trappedsincesundaymorn Sun 24-May-20 16:58:03

Sorry we have a Prime Minister??? And who is this Boris of whom you speak?

LaurieFairyCake Sun 24-May-20 16:58:20

Johnson is going to front it out and bluster his way through it pulling on his own illness and us "all having to fight against the virus and not each other" blah blah blah

Cam77 Sun 24-May-20 16:58:31

Has Cummings given Johnson permission to sack him yet?

gingercat02 Sun 24-May-20 17:00:13

No way is Cummings going. BoJo is coming on to roll out the full lies excuses

LaurieFairyCake Sun 24-May-20 17:00:46

Johnson is literally going to try and force his way through it by saying its distraction and he wants to talk about lockdown easing

Barbie222 Sun 24-May-20 17:00:59

Just getting the 🍿

ssd Sun 24-May-20 17:01:18

I reckon Cummings puts on a big fat suit and a blonde wig and becomes Johnson, sort of like in Mr Ben

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Cam77 Sun 24-May-20 17:01:37

Boris Johnson: "uh, erm, uh, erm, fantastic NHS, uh, erm, er, uhh, erm, world class NHS, err, er, crazy hand movement (enthusiasm), hum, uh, uh, er, erm, uh, crazy hand movements"

Redcrayons Sun 24-May-20 17:02:00

🍿 at the ready.

Irnbroothenoo Sun 24-May-20 17:02:23

I see the left are being juvenile again. Typical.

JamieLeeCurtains Sun 24-May-20 17:02:42

I hope Classic Dom stays to make Johnson look even stupider.

Laura K should be fucking ashamed of her stupidity.

It'll unravel very quickly when the photo evidence emerges.

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