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What slogan would you have liked instead?

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lljkk Sun 10-May-20 17:06:03

I have forgotten both the old & new ones already, but I pick up that Stay-Alert is part of the new slogan, although many folk find 'Stay Alert' too vague.

Suppose you were tasked with marketing a new slogan, that was about being allowed to go out (so you need to move away from simple Stay Home). Would you have said...

"Stay safe", "Stay Distant", "Watch out" or ... what?

I like "Stay Distant".

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RedToothBrush Sun 10-May-20 17:07:39

'Had enough of crap slogans'

I'd prefer some policy rather than crap slogans.

lljkk Sun 10-May-20 17:09:00

aw come on RTB, you could at least be funny in your refusal!
"Slogans are for Losers" I think might be yours.

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LifeMatters Sun 10-May-20 17:09:23

"Go to work" I'd have preferred

Foobydoo Sun 10-May-20 17:10:36

I agree with redtoothbrush.
'No more slogans'. Treat us like adults, please.

Whatsuppp Sun 10-May-20 17:10:46

"Use common sense"

Justmuddlingalong Sun 10-May-20 17:13:04

Keep your distance
Keep the heid
Keep washin yer hauns

LindainLockdown Sun 10-May-20 17:19:40

I also wish there was no need for a slogan of any kind, we did use to exist quite well without slogans and soundbites. Politics is now just a dumbed down pile of shite.

SummerHouse Sun 10-May-20 17:20:52

Buy fudge, don't judge, if your in someone's space, just budge.

To lengthy?

Pinkflipflop85 Sun 10-May-20 17:20:56

Learn how statistics work.
Stop sharing shit memes.
Stop dementing.

Sparklingbrook Sun 10-May-20 17:21:28

'Use your common sense'.

SummerHouse Sun 10-May-20 17:22:26

Ooooh pink "no memes no"

PuppyMonkey Sun 10-May-20 17:24:23

Stay safe
The virus is out there
Don’t be a twat

ragged Sun 10-May-20 17:27:04

Good efforts, SummerHouse. smile

itchyfinger Sun 10-May-20 17:27:47

"Nurseries are open, but offices aren't. Stay home, relax."

WarmFunKindStrong Sun 10-May-20 17:27:59

Keep your distance...(along with the wash hands, cover coughs and sneezes, avoid touching your face...)

TorysSuckRevokeArticle50 Sun 10-May-20 17:28:16

"Stop fucking complaining and stay at home"

"newspapers lie, follow guidance or die"

" stay home, shut up and get on with it"

"2 metre rule, keep your distance you fool"

totiredtocare Sun 10-May-20 17:29:13

We don't need a bloody crap slogan. We need clear guidance. Stay Alert?!! Does that mean I can visit my mum or not?!!

Topseyt Sun 10-May-20 17:33:20

I don't doubt that some people would have liked it changed to "Stay the Fuck Home", but I am not one of them.

I'm not particularly into "clever" slogans and mottoes.

Inkpaperstars Sun 10-May-20 18:11:29

To be fair I suppose, by their standards, govt skill in producing meaningful slogans has improved a lot in a short time. We've got to remember that their main previous effort was 'Brexit means Brexit'.

Lonelymum11 Sun 10-May-20 18:12:45

"Nurseries are open, but offices aren't. Stay home, relax."

Ooh yes, this one please!

RedToothBrush Sun 10-May-20 18:21:04

aw come on RTB, you could at least be funny in your refusal!

I might just steal the Top Gear Law of

'don't be a dick'.

jobhunter7 Sun 10-May-20 18:25:03

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZtEX2-n2Hc

The only other obvious measure would be for Boris now to encourage people to wear masks at least in shops or on public transport.

KittenVsBox Sun 10-May-20 18:27:31

I'd go for:
"Sturgeon is in charge,
Do as she says"

mrshoho Sun 10-May-20 18:31:05

do as we say
not as we do
and do it now!

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