10 villains breathing , 9 bbqs smoking, 8 online deliveries

[PrincessConsueIaBananaHammock]

7 friends laughing
6 flaps bleached
5 covid masks
4 cool kids smoking
3 deadly hangovers
2 claps a' missin


And a partridge in a pear tree. Socially distancing of course.


Thread number something? Forgot to keep count.

That's why I have you murderous, despicable , flappy villains.

[PrincessConsueIaBananaHammock]

Might very well be... if the rest move in

[CrowCat]

Did we nearly fill up the other thread with our cool kid villainy? Nice

[LilacTree1]

Pretty sure it’s 1000.

[CrowCat]

Penguin go for it

[PrincessConsueIaBananaHammock]

penguin do it! Do it!

[LilacTree1]

I’m confused

Staying up late to be the 1000th post on the previous Banana Repubkic thread? Why would you need to stay up late?

[LilacTree1]

And you’ve done it

I was just saying how cool we were as weapon handlers (not a euphemism). 😂

I can’t resist another verse so..

Mumsnet sent their daughters
To disinfect the water
A parcel, a parcel
We all fall down (literally sobbing and shaking with panic).

[LilacTree1]

Goodnight 🌓

[CrowCat]

Well done penguin

Goodnight fellow Bananians

[Thepigeonsarecoming]

Missed that a new thread was added, was very confused for a few minutes with the countdown at the end of the last one!! 😂😂

[Willow2017]

Found you.
Watching a film about pollution causing mutated parasites (isopods) in the sea in a small town. A bit like Jaws with flesh eating parasites! Probably not best thing to watch before bed!
Hope everyone has a good sleep.

Under his duvet.

[LilacTree1]

I watched the episode of Black
Mirror with the robot dog after seeing the one on the news.

It’s the future and it’s bloody terrifying.

Under Several Eyes.

[Peggysgettingcrazy]

Hi....just checking in so I don't lose you.

Just reading the 'oh my god Boris walked round a park AND got a Costa coffee, its distasteful, its sets a bad example...the bastard' thread.

Apparently, a new mn rule has been made up. Getting a Costa is breaking the MN version of lockdown

[Patte]

Morning all. Just marking my place with the cool kids.

[Peggysgettingcrazy]

I am smoking in my garden.....do I need to go and smoke behind my shed.....so its cool?

[Pinkginhelps]

Morning fellow Cool Bananians and our most wondrous and benevolent (when not murdering) Princess.

Did we bring all of the AK47s and hot menz across with us?

Princess I hope your walk in wardrobe overflowing with cool trainers made it too. Thank you for the new thread.

Willow, what's the film called (parasites)? I love stuff like that. I grew up in a land locked country so I have a real fear of the sea which I feed by watching films like Jaws. I could do with a little adrenaline rush in these bubbled times.

Mini killing spree will be accomplished today. I need essential gin, hair dye to cover greys & a chicken for Sunday roast. That's 3 shops.

[Pinkginhelps]

Peggy only if it's the 'erb.

[Patte]

I think for maximum coolness smoking has to be behind a bike shed, doesn't it? Preferably someone else's, as owning a bike shed probably isn't cool.

[PrincessConsueIaBananaHammock]

Morning all.

Well done penguin that's a new badge you can have.

Trainers all alive and well pink might post another pic later.

The men, weaponry and willy whips all accounted for and waiting for you all to report for duty.

I'll start with him.