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10 villains breathing , 9 bbqs smoking, 8 online deliveries

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PrincessConsueIaBananaHammock Sat 09-May-20 19:42:43

7 friends laughing
6 flaps bleached
5 covid masks
4 cool kids smoking
3 deadly hangovers
2 claps a' missin

And a partridge in a pear tree. Socially distancing of course.

Thread number something? Forgot to keep count.

That's why I have you murderous, despicable , flappy villains.

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penguinsbegin Sat 09-May-20 19:47:23

Thread 6?

PrincessConsueIaBananaHammock Sat 09-May-20 20:42:26

Might very well be... if the rest move in grin

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CrowCat Sat 09-May-20 21:19:40

Did we nearly fill up the other thread with our cool kid villainy? Nice grin

penguinsbegin Sat 09-May-20 21:47:21

What's the limit on threads? 999 or 1000?

LilacTree1 Sat 09-May-20 21:52:02

Pretty sure it’s 1000.

penguinsbegin Sat 09-May-20 23:01:16

I am sad enough I'm going to try to be no. 1000 on the last thread

CrowCat Sat 09-May-20 23:09:02

Penguin gringringrin go for it

PrincessConsueIaBananaHammock Sat 09-May-20 23:38:19

penguin do it! Do it!

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penguinsbegin Sun 10-May-20 00:32:35

It'll mean either staying up super late or getting up super early though. Bed is more important. I'm actually already in bed. I found the toddler sprawled across it and had to move him back to his. So now I'm curled on the floor making sure he's fast asleep before I risk moving.

LilacTree1 Sun 10-May-20 00:44:27

I’m confused

Staying up late to be the 1000th post on the previous Banana Repubkic thread? Why would you need to stay up late?

penguinsbegin Sun 10-May-20 00:52:08

because there's only 15 posts to go. If we just moved this train of thought over to the previous thread I might manage it

penguinsbegin Sun 10-May-20 00:56:52

😁 I can sleep well tonight now. Goodnight!

LilacTree1 Sun 10-May-20 00:58:57

And you’ve done it

I was just saying how cool we were as weapon handlers (not a euphemism). 😂

I can’t resist another verse so..

Mumsnet sent their daughters
To disinfect the water
A parcel, a parcel
We all fall down (literally sobbing and shaking with panic).

LilacTree1 Sun 10-May-20 00:59:16

Goodnight 🌓

CrowCat Sun 10-May-20 01:10:59

Well done penguin smile

Goodnight fellow Bananians

Thepigeonsarecoming Sun 10-May-20 01:16:22

Missed that a new thread was added, was very confused for a few minutes with the countdown at the end of the last one!! 😂😂

Willow2017 Sun 10-May-20 01:21:45

Found you.
Watching a film about pollution causing mutated parasites (isopods) in the sea in a small town. A bit like Jaws with flesh eating parasites! Probably not best thing to watch before bed!
Hope everyone has a good sleep.

Under his duvet.

LilacTree1 Sun 10-May-20 01:50:33

I watched the episode of Black
Mirror with the robot dog after seeing the one on the news.

It’s the future and it’s bloody terrifying.

Under Several Eyes.

Peggysgettingcrazy Sun 10-May-20 06:18:24

Hi....just checking in so I don't lose you.

Just reading the 'oh my god Boris walked round a park AND got a Costa coffee, its distasteful, its sets a bad example...the bastard' thread.

Apparently, a new mn rule has been made up. Getting a Costa is breaking the MN version of lockdown

Patte Sun 10-May-20 06:59:18

Morning all. Just marking my place with the cool kids. smile

Peggysgettingcrazy Sun 10-May-20 07:05:35

I am smoking in my I need to go and smoke behind my its cool?

Pinkginhelps Sun 10-May-20 08:38:30

Morning fellow Cool Bananians and our most wondrous and benevolent (when not murdering) Princess.

Did we bring all of the AK47s and hot menz across with us?

Princess I hope your walk in wardrobe overflowing with cool trainers made it too. Thank you for the new thread.

Willow, what's the film called (parasites)? I love stuff like that. I grew up in a land locked country so I have a real fear of the sea which I feed by watching films like Jaws. I could do with a little adrenaline rush in these bubbled times.

Mini killing spree will be accomplished today. I need essential gin, hair dye to cover greys & a chicken for Sunday roast. That's 3 shops.

Pinkginhelps Sun 10-May-20 08:39:56

Peggy only if it's the 'erb.

Patte Sun 10-May-20 08:48:07

I think for maximum coolness smoking has to be behind a bike shed, doesn't it? Preferably someone else's, as owning a bike shed probably isn't cool.

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