And over,and under, to the left a bit ,to the right , ahhh right there! That's the spot!
Just keep killing...killing...killing
And breathing, and laughing, and moaning and ranting.
We ran out of soldiers and escaped the clap.
We cried and laughed and did silly crafts.
We analysed dogging and penis whips.
Assholes, plump vags , shit deliveries and hexing.
What mayhem will we discover next?
The web is dark and full of horrors... as well as faithful bananians marching valiantly over the hill to sit on benches and eat crisps.
Carry on my weary fluffballs of doom!
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