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Get your ROC's off, Get your ROC's off honey! Knickers down, legs up and capes on in the competition for SOTM! Just Shagging part 22 - the one with all the BFPs!

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DulcetMoans Tue 25-Mar-14 10:28:12

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

The link to Part 21 is here

The current Grads Fred is here

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is here

Happy shagging shaggers!

DulcetMoans Tue 25-Mar-14 10:29:28

Title reference:

Shagging anthem!

RPopz Tue 25-Mar-14 10:46:41

*storms in, slams door*

The pineapple of truth has let me down this morning totally not cos I'm testing too early or anything


ZingSweetCoconut Tue 25-Mar-14 11:29:33

Just signing as supporting crew in my many roles including JSing cape mender, Baby dust sprinkler,Maid of hugs and hand holding and Good luck charm - just remember to rub my belly! (24 weeks today)

Love you all loads, wishing and praying for loads of BFPs and the beginning of this shiny new thread!

somethingwittynot Tue 25-Mar-14 11:56:27

Shiny new thread. Here is to lots of BFPs!

Katgrant30 Tue 25-Mar-14 12:46:23

Hey new Fred! Let this be our month...

ERTD subsiding today so DH better watch out.. ;)

lil1ady Tue 25-Mar-14 13:41:37

Name: lil1ady
Dcs: none
Ttc: since Nov 12. Referral appt at fertility clinic 1week today.

Place marked, bum parked!

Love the title Dulcet. Lets see if we can get to 6bfps for this one!

Minion Tue 25-Mar-14 13:42:35

Is anyone else singing the title and stamping their feet all 1980s like?
Yeah, me neither...

Name: Minion
Sprogs: none and counting
TTC since: the dawn of time, or 14 months if that's any clearer.

RPopz Tue 25-Mar-14 13:50:08

Oooh are we doing stats again?

Dcs: 0 (do dogs and cats count... if so 3)
TTC since: Sept 2013

I'm pretty impressed I knew the song without the youtube link grin

cookielove Tue 25-Mar-14 14:00:08

Can't believe I've been lurking for a whole thread. Gonna lurk on this one to smile

Minion Tue 25-Mar-14 14:25:59

Stay cookie!

Katgrant30 Tue 25-Mar-14 14:42:13

Name: Kat
DCs: 17mth old boy & 3mth old kitten
TTC #2 since Nov 2013
Other stuff: postpartum psychosis survivor - fully recovered after 3mths in psych hospital. Postpartum haemorrhage survivor (75% blood lost!). Scared but hopeful!

ZingSweetCoconut Tue 25-Mar-14 15:48:31

pg with #7, due in July
only here as supporting crew of the viroids!grin

Minion Tue 25-Mar-14 15:59:23

kat jeepers! Are you better now? Does it go away.
Sorry for the questions and honestly if you can't answer, don't. I just know nothing about postpartum psychosis.
Tell me to bugger off if you like.

Spotti Tue 25-Mar-14 16:10:44

I think I joined in a little bit with the last thread but have been lurking for the latter part as nothing very exciting has been happening at this end BUT that's all about to change. Gonna get my ROCs off (and cape on - which btw has yellow fluff and glitter on it, and a pair of matching furry leg warmers to go with the 80s theme wink) later and get down to some JSing now that AF has well and truly left the building!

Bloody hell kat, 75% blood lost! You are quite e fighter!

min yup! I was dancing. Not even ashamed grin.

zing - number 7? Wow!

And as for the World War Z reference (at the end of the last Fred I think), we're gonna watch it tonight...should I be scared? OH likes zombie stuff but I'm not sure if I wanna watch it with him if it's going to be scary...

Spotti, TTC #1, since just before Christmas 2013. No DCs yet (although I have a pony, a poochy, and a possible foster poochy if they count?). Other stuff - don't really have anything interesting to add! Will probably keep lurking until something more exciting happens at this end!

Spotti Tue 25-Mar-14 16:13:19

Oh, and I'm LOVING the fact that the Fred has a theme tune! >does an impression of Little Britain "write the feem toon, sing the feem toon..."<

Somebody hooya me! I've gone mad!

Nessalina Tue 25-Mar-14 17:08:01

<gets her lurking cape on: black with Swarovski unicorn detailing>

Nessa - upduffed with #1, due Nov, still need some JSing madness in my life grin

Katgrant30 Tue 25-Mar-14 17:08:56

Minion - totally happy to answer any questions - wish more women knew about PP, as it can affect around 2 in very 1000 births!

It is very different from PND and is an acute psychiatric emergency requiring hospitalisation. But recovery prognosis is good with the right treatment! We spent 3 months in a Mother and Baby Unit at the Bethlem psychiatric hospital. I was very literally out of my mind. Didn't know who I was, where life began and what was real or not. Kept thinking I was dying a horrible death and that people were going to burn me alive. Couldn't recognise my son or my husband or family. But... Lots of drugs, rest and support --> full recovery! smile

Not the start to motherhood I ever imagined but I honestly wouldn't change a thing. Know how lucky I am to have a healthy little boy.

As for the blood loss - well that was another nightmare, but again I've lived to tell the tale! smile

ZylaB Tue 25-Mar-14 18:08:05

Signing in for this month... Poor DH has no idea what he's letting himself in for when he says 'this month, definitely, we'll do everything we can' ..... No idea at all! What's the record? smile

lil1ady Tue 25-Mar-14 18:39:05

Haha he is a brave man zyla!!

ZylaB Tue 25-Mar-14 18:43:19

Sometimes he stays away the night for work.. He's been told he's coming home to JS whenever he's told lol! ... Even if he has a hotel room booked ;)

RPopz Tue 25-Mar-14 18:44:07

That's so sweet that he said that Zyla!

Think there's someone who did 33 days in a row?! Not sure which thread I read that on but... certainly a challenge to live up to!!

aylesburyduck Tue 25-Mar-14 18:44:09

Well hello viroids!!!

Name: Aylesbury Duck
TTC: DC#1 Since Nov 2013
Cape: Am going for a warm one cause I'm frickin freezinggrin

Dulcet Thanks for the shiny new fred xx

ZylaB Tue 25-Mar-14 18:45:29

Hmm 33 days!!?

Does it count if I'm asleep at the time? Hehehe

Wilhelminanevillesdottir Tue 25-Mar-14 18:45:59

Aaargh I missed the end of the last thread.

Sproglets:1, 20m.
TTC#2 since Dec 13. MC March 14. Yuck.

Right. RPopz MASSIVE hooya for testing 7 days before AF is due! However, sorry you are feeling shit about stuff. It's going to happen in one way or another eventually but I think you're allowed to feel shit about the fact it's taking so blooming long. Hugs and vodka. I take it BFF doesn't know you're trying?

Zing number 7?? You're a legend.

Kat you're so brave to put yourself through another pregnancy after all that. It's funny how the urge to have children is stronger than anything else. Hopefully we can help through any wobbles you may have on the journey to no.2.

Hi everyone else. Zyla are you putting in an early bid for SOTM?

Oh and Juniper, if you're here yet, glad your scan went well, fantastic news.

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