Mid 30s TTC - Simply The BESH... BESHer than all the rest!

[Scorpette]

Come on in, ladies. I've had a widescreen telly installed and there's a big cupboard full of 80s teen movies if anyone's interested. New and more secure cages for our prey are being delivered soon. There's a big picture of a desert over the bar, a loudly ticking clock in the corner and bowls of raisins, currants and sultanas on every table; everything the discerning BESH could ask for...

[Scorpette]

Well, I'm pleased with the place. These new french doors are better than Cosmo's!

Let's try for at least ONE updiffment this thread, BESHes. And hopefully more. NO SLACKING!

[RunLyraRun]

You went off like a shot there Scorps, just the kind of service I'm used to with The Sporty One. But there are 17 msgs left on the old thread, and I hate waste, what to do? Might go and talk shit to myself for a bit.

I'm putting Dirty Dancing on the telly, to commemorate Patrick's departure. Taking the batteries out of the clock though!

Going to do some work now. Honest

[Cosmosis]

Pah, these doors are in no way comparable to mine, how very dare you.

please please please can we watch Lost Boys after Dirty Dancing??

I'm glad the new cages are more secure because I couldn't help but notice that the romantics escaped again from the last palace.

[Ponymum]

But where are the drinks??? Oh, there. Whew.

[VeryAngryGusset]

Erm...they didn't escape

Does someone else want a go now? - I'm getting a bit sore

[Scorpette]

I don't want to, but just for you VAG... Come on then boys, who's first? No, stop crying, you're only making it worse for yourselves!

PS 17 msgs left on the old one? How do you tell? I'm so dense. And sorry for premature action. Hopefully I won't be on the receiving end of that tonight, hurhur. Yep, SWIing starts tonight. Whether he likes it or not.

[VeryAngryGusset]

I've installed David Mitchell behind the bar to bring us cocktails and witty banter, by the way.

Hendricks and tonics all round please, David! Light on the tonic, there's a love.

[Ponymum]

And Charlie Brooker is sitting at a table in the corner, glowering and muttering witty obscenities. (Pardon me, I feel a little hot at the thought.)

[RunLyraRun]

And Ben Goldacre is giving us a lecture this afternoon on how all science reporting in the media is cack, so we don't have to listen to all the Daily Heil/BOD nonsense.

Just finished reading Bad Science, by the way. Loved it, love Ben. He's debating against Lord in-the-pocket-of-pharma-Drayson tonight, would go if I lived in London - here

[Scorpette]

Mmm, Charlie Brooker...

[skihorse]

Phew, glad that's settled.

[CurlyCasper]

oooh just laahhhve the new place beshies!

Just going to put up a few fairy lights in Frustration Corner for those of us at the end of our cycles but with neither a period nor a positive pregnancy test.

That bloody droid is still lost in the Tattooine desert...

Speaking of which, does anyone know how to unfreeze this delightful lump of carbon that is Harrison Ford in his Han Solo days? I'd like some inter-galactic action and boy, does that former bounty hunter turn me on Can I keep him here please? I promise to polish his cage (I'll give him a rub too, if ye don't mind)

[Scorpette]

Ski - 'no metal dogs'? Are you thinking of K9? R2D2 wasn't a dog... was he? Or am I missing some old joke here?

I think we just need a generic banning of novelty robots - R2D2, Metal Mickey, etc.

Do you think we need a boxing ring for doling out the hysteria punishments or a pervy cellar torture chamber?
Both? The chamber could double up as a 'play area' for our captives... okay, seems like I'm gearing up for Ov, then...

PS I've got Colin Firth in a sack here, dressed as Mr Darcy. How long can we keep his shirt wet before he starts to get seriously ill?

[Scorpette]

PS Casper - don't think I can't see you holding that hairdryer over his groin

[skihorse]

Wasn't a dog? Please, excuse me. Whilst I am geeky - I have never watched a Star Wars film - I believe those to be the origin of R2D2?

[VeryAngryGusset]

Truthsayer Wikipedia refers to R2D2 only as a droid. K9 however is very specifically described as a fictional dog robot.

Wikipedia doesn't lie. And everything on the interweb is the truth.

[VeryAngryGusset]

CF could perhaps change out of those wet clothes into something more comfortable?

[VeryAngryGusset]

eyebrowns? clearly have come over all a quiver....

[skihorse]

The worst thing about all this 2WOOFLing stuff is that you have wait a full 3-4 weeks from OV to your next potential try. There should be some sort of test 2DPO - if it's a babyfail than you can straight to the next OV, do not pass go, do not collect your baybee.

Hello VAG, how's your cervix?

[skihorse]

VAG, that's Cosmosis showing off her new back doors to everyone.

[VeryAngryGusset]

Well it's very kind of you to ask after my cervix, ski, however cervix and I have still not been introduced. If you see it around the place, perhaps you could do the honours?

I'm feeling flakey today. Wonder if David can whip up a mean expresso martini to calm my nerves....

[Scorpette]

Showing her big opening all over the internet. Disgraceful

[VeryAngryGusset]

[VeryAngryGusset]

Shrivelled raisin, anyone?

[Cosmosis]

snort