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We are never going to have another baby at this rate. fecking swine flu.

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OracleInaCoracle Tue 28-Jul-09 08:19:09

this is our last month of clomid and this week is the week. dh has fecking swine flu. last month we had a tummy bug, month before that i had food poisoning.

He's in bed at the mo, moaning and suffering, while Im being wholly unreasonable and seething "it's now CD11, we missed CD10 and CD15 (my usual ov day) is saturday. when its my lil sis's leaving party.

there seem to be forces working against us all the time.

its hard not to get paranoid after all this time.

Northernlurker Tue 28-Jul-09 10:57:11

Turkey baster required?

And shagging at that party obviously. grin

Lots of luck anyway smile

PicknMix Tue 28-Jul-09 11:44:16

Oh I hear you - swine flu struck this household last week and you can be sure it will be the one month I ov early. Bedroom antics are not high on my agenda at the moment but clomid induced paranoia insists that I can't just 'let this month go'...

Hope you can convince DH to 'perform' - just dose him up on Tamiflu and paracetamol and he'll be fine. Failing that you may have to do as Northernlurker suggests and try the turkey baster.....

Take care x

PicknMix Tue 28-Jul-09 12:26:49

Shit, just re-read my post and think it sounds a little flippant - I genuinely do wish you the best of luck.


OracleInaCoracle Tue 28-Jul-09 15:04:10

lol thanks. went to pick up dh's tamiflu and found myself telling the woman in the centre about it. not feeling too great myself, but needs must (turkey baster sounds good - it worked for violet off corrie wink)

does it make me a bad wife to demand that he performs whilst ill?

GirlsAreLoud Tue 28-Jul-09 15:06:13

Turkey baster worked for us when we didn't want to dtd with friends in the next room blush

Wasn't actually a turkey baster, but similar.

LittleOneMum Tue 28-Jul-09 15:06:47

Not at all. I conceived DS while DH had chicken pox shock as I simply couldn't miss that week and everyone is very happy with the results!

OracleInaCoracle Tue 28-Jul-09 15:14:32

<adds turkey baster to online shop>
<adds porn stash too>
<realises dh is a lucky man>

Northernlurker Tue 28-Jul-09 17:55:25

This thread is a total affirmation of the fact that it's where you're going that matters, NOT how you get there! grin

OracleInaCoracle Tue 28-Jul-09 18:55:40

lol and the fact that ttc ruins your sex life!

Northernlurker Tue 28-Jul-09 19:53:12

but does wonders for your acquisition of kitchen equipment grin

OracleInaCoracle Wed 29-Jul-09 08:31:00

true. grin

Loujalou Wed 29-Jul-09 15:35:05

I read this thread last night and it made me giggle. Then my hubby burnt his hand on day 11 of my cycle and I had to ensure I got my wicked way. Poor hubby he was suffering with his hand.

LilRedWG Thu 30-Jul-09 19:51:49

Lissie - that sucks. I hope that you get him sorted. FWIW, everyone I know who has had Tamiflu has been a lot better after 24hours.

On a lighter note - remind me to never to eat turkey at your house.

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