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Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, b*tt plugs & a learner driver

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Minster2012 Mon 16-Nov-20 20:23:15

Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, threesomes, butt plugs & a learner driver

Jump aboard the longest bus route in history- we’ve been riding the bus since’s a bumpy, humpy, sex toy filled road where we support each other to the hilt on this bloody hard journey whilst our bodies play f*ck boy & AF keeps spoiling the party...a sense of humour & no judgment required & NOTHING is off limits or TMI....

Put on your seatbelt cos we’ve got a learner driver at the wheel & I’m in it for the long haul 🥰❤️


November so far:
4 BFPs

Testing dates we’ve got down

@missgoldilocks - Nov 20th
@cinderella2020 - Nov 20th
@2020mission - Nov 19th
@Djmum83 - Nov 19th/20th but PAIS addict in da house!
@vil10 - Nov 20th-23rd depending on will power
@kirky658 - Nov 21st
@franklydear - Nov 21st
@missgoldilocks - Nov 21st
@juno231 - Nov 22nd
@notyetamumbuttrying - Nov 22nd when not reading AIBU threads 🤪
@nestinginNL - Nov 23rd
@clairey844 - Nov 27th
@mrsbear1122 - Nov 28th
@2alreadywantanother - Nov 30th
@smushty14 - dec 1st
@chlo2701 - Dec 1st
@paintfairy - dec 1st
@katao Dec 4th
@hopeful110 - Dec 12th

The naughty crew at the back
@gem176 - “sometime in Dec” 😆
@lucyrp - her body’s a f*ck boy so anyone’s guess!
@minster2012 - feb 14th

The dodgy looking voyeur you aren’t sure about sitting next to...

Not sure on dates or if they are hopping on for the ride but I need to get this thread up!
@florence13 - lovely lurker
@amy00 - we’ve got your back 😘

Anyone I've forgotten I'm sorry, I'm only learning we will learn together ❤️

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Franklydear Mon 16-Nov-20 20:29:33

May I have the honour to post first
Thank you @Minster2012

Minster2012 Mon 16-Nov-20 20:31:53

OMG I've failed already on the tagging and on @joanna1990 I'm really sorry

@blodyn91 - watch us!

So another funny story is DH just saw the words "butt plug" on my paper on our kitchen island...and lots of your usernames & is like "WTF"...I told him to stop being nosey 🤦🏼‍♀️🙄

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Minster2012 Mon 16-Nov-20 20:32:36

Just you and me @Franklydear thank you darling!

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Vil10 Mon 16-Nov-20 20:34:16

@Minster2012 wooo Thankyou!!x

Newbie0818 Mon 16-Nov-20 20:38:58

I'm just putting this out there. GAME CHANGER.

Franklydear Mon 16-Nov-20 20:40:37

@Newbie0818 what sorcery is this?

Clairey844 Mon 16-Nov-20 20:43:40

@Minster2012 I'm here! Thanks and I am really hoping we're close to a stop where lots of us will get off but in the meantime let the fun and games commence.

Not much to report here but will bore you all anyway: CD 21 with apps saying I'm 6dpo but based on the fact I had ewcm last sat night and bad ov pains Sunday I'm saying I'm maybe 7, possibly even 8.
No symptoms or anything but am pretty chilled atm because a) this month wouldn't be ideal as we have an abroad wedding in July (Covid permitting) and b) I had a psychic ttc reading and she predicted I will conceive in January and it will be a girl. I know some people are very sceptical of all of that but I figure it can't do any harm and to have something to look forward has really helped. Suppose it's a good a use of £20 as pissing on FRERs far too early 😂😂

What a long arse way to mark my place 😂

Vil10 Mon 16-Nov-20 20:45:33

@Clairey844 wow I didn't even know they were a thing?? Tell me more!!

Just seen another pregnancy announcement and just started crying to OH, saying I'm sick of being on my period and why does everyone else conceive so easily and quickly, I'm definitely due on😂

notyetamumbuttrying Mon 16-Nov-20 20:47:12

@Minster2012 fab job new bus driver lady!
Here's the laws of ttc to get us underway, enjoy 😉

Kirky658 Mon 16-Nov-20 20:47:19

Helloooo to bus 22!❤️
I wish that either AF or the 21st would hurry the hell up... I feel horrendous tonight

Franklydear Mon 16-Nov-20 20:48:17

@Clairey844 if it gives you hope is all good, my friend is spain really really believes in psychics, but refuses to take me because I argue 😳

DJmum83 Mon 16-Nov-20 20:52:53

Hello marking my place. @Minster2012 loving the Poas addict ( that is me) I'm not even going to tell you how many tests I have done since 8dpo blush anyways good luck all.
Here's to lots of BFP XX

Minster2012 Mon 16-Nov-20 20:53:26

@Newbie0818 I don't think I'm ever gonna get pregnant on the basis that every time I buy Oreo choc DH goes "WHY do you buy that, I don't like it!", errrr that's my ideal chocolate that you don't eat AND one that gets me pregnant. WINNER 🙌🏻

@chlo2701 I wanna Chuck you all the nicest possible way I don't want any of you around in feb 🤔but I think we might need to huddle a bit too. I agree with your "may as well piss £20 on the psychic as with FRER but I'm with @Franklydear on this one I would be like "BUT...."

@Vil10 see the laws posted above by @notyetamumbuttrying Gonna happen. F ing fertile friends 🤣

"AIBU to think everyone is more fertile than I am?" Discuss.

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Clairey844 Mon 16-Nov-20 20:55:49

@Vil10 I have no idea how accurate she is but saw a link to her FB page on a TTC page ages ago but didn't have the balls to get a reading so just followed. Saw someone post saying she'd been right so thought sod it what have I got to lose. She does it from a photo of you (just a head shot) and she said she needs to be able to see your eyes plus a picture of your partner. I was quite happy when she sent me the prediction (just date of conception, gender of baby whether and conception is natural or assisted) as she said the conception date was really close so made me think lots of her readings suggest a pregnancy further in the future.
She predicted conception on the 2nd Jan 2021 and I immediately looked at my app and that currently falls in my fw so 🤞🏻

Minster2012 Mon 16-Nov-20 20:57:14

Just putting this here as had ready to fill up other thread but you ladies got there first.

@notyetamumbuttrying I'm doing that to the turkey. That's immense

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Katao Mon 16-Nov-20 20:58:34

That's some list of names! Great to see so many on now as it got a bit quiet for a while there. Thanks @Minster2012 and @Juno231
(I don't think you saw my post earlier but ive changed my test date to the 29/11 because it looks like I am ovulating earlier than expected, probably onto another bus by then anyway 😉)

notyetamumbuttrying Mon 16-Nov-20 20:58:42

@Minster2012 a fantastic AIBU! For me, the answer is yes, I am impeded by some slow and misshapen swimmers confused

notyetamumbuttrying Mon 16-Nov-20 21:00:19

So funny 😆 @Minster2012 and we'll defo be nice to the bus driver 😘 toot toot 🚌

Franklydear Mon 16-Nov-20 21:01:58

@Minster2012 aibu, I don’t know but my sister in law is so unprepared for her second unplanned child, that they haven’t even thought where the crib is going to go yet? My dbrother doesn’t even know how many weeks along she is? Due date you ask? Early April

Gem176 Mon 16-Nov-20 21:07:07

takes seat at back of bus

clips seatbelt

dishes out snacks

Minster2012 Mon 16-Nov-20 21:07:23

@notyetamumbuttrying don't forget the tortoise won the race, so I'm hoping your slow & misshapen swimmers can make it!

@Franklydear that's just men, and tbh I wouldn't know by that stage now! YABU that they be THAT organised when it's Xmas first!

@Katao thank you darling I hope everyone jumps on & we ride it out. The bus. I mean. The bus

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Minster2012 Mon 16-Nov-20 21:08:33

@Gem176 I'm interested in your snacks. Tell me more. What's up for grabs?!

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Franklydear Mon 16-Nov-20 21:11:15

@Minster2012 but he is a control freak, I can’t even give a yogurt to dniece without checking if it’s in the preaproved favours list

Franklydear Mon 16-Nov-20 21:11:46

Flavours obviously

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