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oldgimmer maybe up the stick, wanna guess who?

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upthestickornot Thu 30-Aug-07 14:42:38

right, here are the clues

I 'm 40 in 3 weeks, have planned monumental piss-up, have just got my life where I want it, have bought lots of new undies, a half case of good wine and a bottle of bombay sapphire and a box of 40 tampax. Am 3 days late and belching like a warthog and am on two lots of medication that one should not really be taking when preggo and have been drinking and a little b it of smoking and not a tablet of folic acid or a leafy green vegetable for many moons.

Of course I know that if one lets a boy put his winkie near your front bottom then there is a risk one could be preggo, however it's not like that happens every day.

will do test on the weekend and if negative get appointment for coil fitting PDQ I can tell you.

DumbledoresGirl Thu 30-Aug-07 14:46:20

Hmmm, do recall someone recently saying there were going to be 40 soon, but can't remember who that was....

Why don't you just tell us?

Jackstini Thu 30-Aug-07 14:47:21

Do the test now - no point in putting it off
And then tell us who you are!!

NomDePlumeCantFindTheCatch Thu 30-Aug-07 14:48:13



Wasn't MI wondering about her sore norks recently ?

suzywong Thu 30-Aug-07 14:48:29

Hmm, I think you're name may begin with Attention and end with Seeker

IntergalacticWalrus Thu 30-Aug-07 14:49:08

snigger at suzywong

suzywong Thu 30-Aug-07 14:50:04

why, because of my Bad Grammar hmm?

Cloudhopper Thu 30-Aug-07 14:50:13

UCM, is that you?

NomDePlumeCantFindTheCatch Thu 30-Aug-07 14:51:51


I suspect MI would never do one of these threads (and I think she is already 40).

Is CD 40 yet ? Though again, I suspect she is not one to namechange/procrastinate over testing.

IntergalacticWalrus Thu 30-Aug-07 14:52:57

No, because you said something funny



nailpolish Thu 30-Aug-07 14:54:10

i am too scared to name name incase i offend and they say "hey im nowhere near 40"

ProjectIcarusinhercar Thu 30-Aug-07 14:54:53

Np I passed my driving test! Woohoo!

NomDePlumeCantFindTheCatch Thu 30-Aug-07 14:56:09

lol np grin

doggiesayswoof Thu 30-Aug-07 14:56:59

Oh just tell us
And do the test - you're already late - why wait?
I'm rubbish at guessing these things grin

MrsSpoon Thu 30-Aug-07 14:57:54

Was there not someone recently who was worrying about being pg and was 40 ish? Like NP I'm mentioning no names in case I make a big mistake.

Desiderata Thu 30-Aug-07 14:57:59

You sound much like UCM.

<nonchalantly strokes the flap on my deerstalker>

upthestickornot Thu 30-Aug-07 15:01:28

because if I test now and it's a neg then that will mean


and I will spiral down in to a quagmire of drink and expletives or buy an open top sports car and go cruising for 23 year olds, I haven 't quite decided which yet but both would be inconvenient this weekend to say the very least

KTeePee Thu 30-Aug-07 15:01:44

There's a similar thread to this in "Pregnancy" where the OP is in her mid-forties and has a coil - coincidence or someone on a wind-up?

upthestickornot Thu 30-Aug-07 15:05:05

oooo you're harsh, WWB

how long does a bottle of bombay sapphire last, that's what I wanna know?

Wallace Thu 30-Aug-07 15:05:21



Cod? grin

ProjectIcarusinhercar Thu 30-Aug-07 15:06:05


Cloudhopper Thu 30-Aug-07 15:07:03

That's what I thought Desiderata. The tone and mannerisms are right.

NomDePlumeCantFindTheCatch Thu 30-Aug-07 15:07:20

WWB isn;t on this thread, is she ?

NAB3 Thu 30-Aug-07 15:07:29

Not another one!!!! Still want to know who shocked and inawe is!!!

suzywong Thu 30-Aug-07 15:08:00

well you'd better tidy up your lady garden before you see the consultant, UCM grin

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