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Pregnant without intercourse

42 replies

WalkingBlind · 19/05/2016 20:07

I know that this can happen, but has it actually happened to anyone? Or anyone you know?

I may have slipped up on the rules of where to aim the semen BlushGrinBlush So if they can swim like hell.... They stand a fighting chance. But what are the chances of that happening really Hmm

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ARichVernacular · 19/05/2016 20:09

Just, er...watching with interest.

Blush

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MeMySonAndl · 19/05/2016 20:10

Virgin Mary, there are lots of literature on the subject.

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museumum · 19/05/2016 20:11

I know somebody who was avoiding PIV due to planning a wedding and it didn't work. I suspect sticky fingers 😬
She walked down the aisle at 7mo gone!

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WellErrr · 19/05/2016 20:12

If you use a toilet seat after a boy has you can get pregnant.

Fact.

Ditto towels.

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ChardonnayKnickertonSmythe · 19/05/2016 20:13

How?

Did you swallow?

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gamerchick · 19/05/2016 20:14

Jizz finger?

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ChardonnayKnickertonSmythe · 19/05/2016 20:14

Sorry, not you you. just general generic you.

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Writerwannabe83 · 19/05/2016 20:16

Sticky fingers Grin Grin

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AgingJuvenileBinkyHuckaback · 19/05/2016 20:16

Well there's a lot of lesbian mothers who could answer yes, but I assume that's not what you mean. I'm sure that on a "contraception failures" thread some years ago a MNer claimed to have got up the duff through (slightly messy?) anal.

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WalkingBlind · 19/05/2016 20:20

There was no PIV but sperm did make its way there, I'm overly fertile due to recently giving birth (and yes I am an idiot for not being more careful) hence the curiosity

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JeepersMcoy · 19/05/2016 20:25

I thought giving birth made should less fertile... or is that just if you bf?

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WalkingBlind · 19/05/2016 20:27

I'm not BF and have already had one cycle if that changes anything?

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WalkingBlind · 19/05/2016 20:29

I can't stop laughing at these sticky finger responses Grin

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Writerwannabe83 · 19/05/2016 20:32

I want to know what happened Grin

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ARichVernacular · 19/05/2016 20:35

Heh. Whereas there was PIV chez Rich and we got just about everything as wrong as we possibly could, from a no-pregnancy sort of viewpoint. Hence why I am now haunting threads about spooge-on-bits conception even though I KNOW I won't be and then I'll feel all sad and pissed off at having wasted two weeks idly dreaming about a third child that's never going to happen

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Hidingthefear · 19/05/2016 20:36

Even bf doesn't make you infertile.
Some people's cycles come back straight away.
And you can get preg before you have your 1st period (it's happened to someone I know) and I got preg before 1st period after stopping contraception... the above involved piv though
Haha sticky fingers

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Writerwannabe83 · 19/05/2016 20:36

I don't even know what PIV even stands for Grin

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WalkingBlind · 19/05/2016 20:37

I was done, wanted a "quick finish" for DP. DP aimed... Fired... And underestimated the velocity or whatever spermies travel at and ended up with a bullseye on the wrong target Blush Good job I have no shame haha!

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ARichVernacular · 19/05/2016 20:37

Pretty Ineffective Veto

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Writerwannabe83 · 19/05/2016 20:39

What was he aiming for when he fired???? Grin

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WalkingBlind · 19/05/2016 20:39

Arch I kinda feel like wishing you luck more than anything! According to Google and various doctors pages it does happen just not sure what the chances are

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WalkingBlind · 19/05/2016 20:40

Autocorrect! Meant to say ARich

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thegoldenlemon · 19/05/2016 20:42

Nephew conceived after swimmers deposited at the inner thigh meets lady parts region. It can happen!

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WalkingBlind · 19/05/2016 20:43

Writer The part he was using to cheer himself on apparently... Let's put it this way, I couldn't get out of the firing line coz I was facing the other way (maybe I need a preist not a pregnancy test Grin)

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ARichVernacular · 19/05/2016 20:46

Walking cheers, cross your fingers for me. Or your legs Grin

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